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Some Loser Imp Noob: (casts delayed blast fireball 1 inch away from Sleet as he's sneaking)
Sleet: (blows up) WTF! That's the 28th time that happened and I swear to God he does NOT have any points in Spot or Listen! I'll show you hacking...
Imp: (throws DBF near Sleet...but he blows up a cardboard Sleet) Huh?
Sleet: EAT GAUSS RIFLE PUNK! (from inside Hollander,shoots him with Gauss Rifle,tearing through him for 927 points of damage)
Hail: Dammit Sleet,that's my mech! Yours is over there!(points to rusty Commando ready to fall apart)
09-27-2006, 02:56 PM
JYAP
Bump so Toss sees he needs to update.
09-28-2006, 06:44 PM
Protoss119
Creativity Tanks at 80%. Brainstorming...
09-28-2006, 07:33 PM
JYAP
Have the party travel to B.Net.
12-07-2006, 01:53 PM
Protoss119
Brainstorming Complete.
Chapter Bob: We wish you a merry Title
Toss: Entering B.net.
Menice: B.net. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and evil in the galaxy.
JYAP: Can it. Anyway, Toss, let's play Soulchess-
Deltashadow: Hold it. I still need to fully train Toss in the arts of Starcraft Melee.
JYAP: Since when was he your lackey?
Deltashadow: A long time ago.
Toss: Before I met you.
Deltashadow: I was the author of Matrix D Shadow!
(It's true, he really was. Do an advanced search on starcraft.org for author Deltashadow in Use Map Settings)
JYAP: I am the author of a ton of forum games. What makes you so special?
Deltashadow: I shall duel for the right to Toss!
BATTLE
Wild Deltashadow appeared!
Go, Psion!
~Espeon cry sounds~
Enemy Deltashadow used RP!
~Psion takes 5 damage~
JYAP: C'mon. You can do better than that.
Psion used Psychic!
Enemy Deltashadow fainted!
Psion got 1337 EXP!
JYAP: Too easy.
Deltashadow: I challenge you to a game of SC.
Deltashadow chooses Terran
JYAP chooses Orc
Deltashadow: OMG HAX
~game begins~
OMG FIRELORD RUSH
Victory
Deltashadow: Okay, okay, you win!
JYAP got some phat lewt from Deltashadow!
Fin.
~Toss is chainsaw'd~
TO BE CONTINUED...
12-07-2006, 07:25 PM
JYAP
You get bonus points for use of Psion. :)
12-08-2006, 01:03 PM
Protoss119
Who cares? There aren't any taverns in SC.
12-09-2006, 08:52 AM
JYAP
There are now.
(a Firelord attacks a Terran base with the Zerg)
Marine: What the hell is that-(WHOOSH)
Firebat: Fire it up! (explodes)
01-14-2007, 08:09 AM
Protoss119
Chapter Rob: The title could not be displayed
Toss: So we're in B.net. What do you suppose we- OOH! FOOTMEN VS. GRUNTS! ~join'd~
JYAP: Dammit, Toss! I though we we're gonna play...oh screw it. ~joins~
DeltaShadow: What about me?
JYAP: Buy WCIII. Nao.
Meanwhile, in the game...
Theantichristmofo has joined the game.
Theantichristmofo: OMG TOSS UR SITE SUX GET BETTER MUSIX N00B
Toss: I'm sorry, did you just say "My site sucks?"
Theantichristmofo: OMG U NUBLETT
Nuclear Launch Detected.
Theantichristmofo: WTF HAX N00B GTFO-
KA-BLAMZOIDS
In the aftermath of the explosion, radiation sickness kills all noobs within the game...leaving just JYAP, Toss, the host, and Surveyvon who got MC'd into buying WCIII.
Surveyvon: I'm still having doubts about whether or not I should have done that.
Game starts in 5...
Game starts in 4...
Game starts in 3...
Game starts in 2...
Game starts in 1-
Toss: I LIKE CEREAL
The game starts.
Host: OK guys, choose your heroes. No Mighty Pit Lord, no Samurai Jack.
JYAP: The lich. Obviously.
Toss: I CALL DARK RANGER!
Survey: You can buy heroes? Toss, you didn't tell me about that!
JYAP: You notice we're all on the same team?
Toss: Hmm...then who's on the other team?
A bunch of noobs from Kest's server appear.
Noobulous: BONJOUR!
Noobicus: BONJOUR!
Noobman: BONJOUR!
Noobexander the Great: BONJOUR!
Toss: Alexander the Great wasn't French. <_<
JYAP: Great. The one thing worse than noobs - FRENCH noobs.
Noobman: You shall pay for that comment! ATTACK!
Several tons of footmen attack the Horde base, but find themselves getting their ass Frost Nova'd, then Black Arrow'd.
Toss: This is fun.
That is, of course, until one of them pulls out a Mighty Pit Lord. The Host can't ban them either.
Host: WTF HAX
Toss: Anything you can do, I can do better.
The Mighty Pit Lord gets charmed. The hax are still in place, right?
Anyway, they reach the enemy base...only to find that there are umteenbajillion Sky-Fury towers.
Toss: Damn!
JYAP: Anything you can do, I can do better.
JYAP builds a frillion Mega-Sky-Fury towers - specifically designed to combat noobs - and the french noobs get their asses handed back to them as the Heart of the Alliance is destroyed.
~Final Fantasy Victory theme plays~
Noobexander the Great: Le fools! They think to stop us, le great french noobs!
Toss: Change your name, dammit. He wasn't FRENCH!
Nooberman: Ha! You think to make us leave by KILLING US, don't you?
JYAP: Actually-
Nooberman: YOU WERE WRONG! We shall stay, no matter what le circumstance!
Toss: Easily solved.
They all leave.
Noobicus: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK! LE FOOLS!
Noobulous: WHY DO YOU BLAME ME! I AM NOT LE FOOL HERE!
Meanwhile...
DeltaShadow: Ah, Toss, you're back. Now, be a good boy and go play some melee with me.
Toss: Very well.
START
MUTA RUSH WTF OH NOES
FINISH
Toss: Tada.
Meanwhile in the shadows...
Boba Fett: Fett here. I've tracked the rebels here, but one of them seems to be missing.
Darth Vader: Good riddance.
Boba Fett: Wait a minute...OH THEIR GOD WHAT IS THAT-
TO BE CONTINUED...
01-14-2007, 08:15 AM
Protoss119
Frickin' edit limit...the green text is supposed to be grey. I'm gonna get Al for this...