Not entirely true. I just wanted to wait until you were finished. Has anyone ever told you that huffing paint kills brain cells? :naughty:
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Not entirely true. I just wanted to wait until you were finished. Has anyone ever told you that huffing paint kills brain cells? :naughty:
:chainsaw:
That's me with the chainsaw,and the chainsawed is you. I ALWAYS win. :lol:
:insta: :shoot: :chainsaw: :jump:
Why do you make me hurt you? Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
PS - I thought it was pretty funny. :D
:bump: :shoot: :chainsaw: :insta: :spam: :devil: :devil: :devil: :tup:
I win. Again.
:D :grin: :) :-) :( :-( :sad: :o :eek: :shock: :? 8) :cool: :lol: :x :-x :mad: :P :razz: :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :beer: :whisky: :moon: :naughty: :devil: :chainsaw: :insta: :jump: :shoot: :bump: :tsk: :rofl: :erm: :spam: :tup:
Amateur.
Well heres my input.
Rolling;
Over;
****ing;
Laughing.
*EDIT* note: Rolling on floors laughing is for babies.
:spam:
Super compressed spam!
(this was edited so people don't need to wait so long to see my updates)
What you say! :eek:
Narrator:Hey look,JYAP's finally updating...HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO UPDATE! APOCALYPSE! AHHHHH-
Spriggan Army:Ready for a wee bit of fun?(STAB'D)
Harner:Hey guys,guess what? We're going on a side quest!
Jade:(triggers siren)SIDE QUEST ALERT! NO DRILL!
Everybody:(runs for cover)
Harner:I've got candy!
Everybody:(jump all over Harner for candy)
Harner:Oww...anyways,the perfact cleric(Author Note,no misspelling,that's his name)escaped to the Warlords Battlecry world. He's obviously a noob,and noobs gots to die. (opens portal)Ok,let's go.
Everybody:(jump in,but get stuck trying to get through the small portal)
Zet:(shoots fireball at ground,charboiling him but breaking the roadblock)
Everyone:(drop out of the portal in 5 different places)
Harner:Ok,our target is in the middle. Do whatever you want. (is Fey,and starts massing Spriggans)
Wandera:(ends up Knights,starts upgrading cavalry while making them)
Jade:(got the Ssrathi,giggles with glee at the dinosaurs available,and makes a army of them)
Droim:(gets bum rushed by a nearby assassin den,and is pwninated by the rigged chance of assassination)
Zet:(has the misfortune of thinking his hero is uber powerful,and without building anything,suicides into a mass of towers)
Cleric:(is The Swarm,but is so noobish,he just makes a lot of ants)
All goes smoothly until...
Cleric:(while alt-tabbing out,finds a hak pak and hacks away)
10 dragons:(pop up in his base)
Everybody:Oh poopie.
Harner:Perhaps God can help?
God:No,now go away,you're interuppting my game of Pong with Satan.
Harner:Crap,we're doomed.
Almuric:(counterhacks,makes Spriggan produce rate 2 seconds,all Knight's cavalry fully upgraded,and dinosaurs get +100 armor)
Harner:Yay!
Cleric:(hacks more,gets every titan possible)
Almuric:(hacks even more,powers up all heroes to level 500)
Cleric:(hacks up his units so they're invulnerable)
Almuric:(is annoyed,hacks into Cleric's computer...with a battle axe...)
Cleric:(gets deleted)
System:WARNING WARNING,SYSTEM ERROR. 5 MINUTES TO TOTAL ARMAGEDDON. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Lord_of-Death(A old Warcraft III clanmate):(takes out spoon,stabs system announcer dead)
Army of Undead Narrators:(rise up)
Flying Monkeys:(fly into a volcano)
Spriggans:(start stabbing themselves)
Goths:(bring in boom box,play thier horrible music)
Virtual Reality Room:(malfunctions from all the insanity,shuts down)
Harner:Told you it can't tolerate that much insanity!
Droim+Zet:(are ashes)
Harner:...whoops.
404:Narrator Not Found
Harner:It's over Al. It's ineviable. I will be the new champion!
Almuric:No! It's not possible!
Harner:Yes!
(camera zooms out,revealing Al and Harner playing Fire Emblem. Harner has 2 units left,supporting each other. Al has Marcus.)
Harner:(has his 20/20 Matthew attack Marcus)
Battle Summary:Matthew OHKO's.
Almuric:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harner:Told you you shouldn't have leveled Marcus.
Almuric:Grrr...I betcha I can get more kills than you can in LOTR:The Return of the King for GBA!
Harner:You're on.
Game:(is inserted. Almuric chooses Gimli. Harner chooses...Smeagol?)
Almuric:Hah! You got that itemless wimp?
Harner:(is level 20 compared to Gimli's 10)
Almuric:(selects The Black Gate on Easy)You'll never win!
Harner:(proceeds to systematically decimate everything in sight)
Summary:Harner 102,Almuric 23
Almuric:Grrr...I bet I can beat you-
Wandera:(socks Al)Give it a rest. We want a turn too!
Thus concludes this short chapter. If it offends Al in any way,I'll swap him for Jade.