Throw a random object at the next poster!

(kicks it around a bit before flip-kicking it into the next poster's skull right as it detonates)

~a sleeping L150 Crypt Lord gets hit~

~he doesn't suffer a scratch, but gets enraged and attacks the next poster~

(activates frost aura)
(CL freezes on contact with me)
(kicks frozen CL into the next poster and off a cliff into a lava pit)

~Crypty the Lord gets all rumbly and breaks through the ice~

~gets hit, is sacrificed to preserve the Crypt Lord~

~gets resummoned as a Carrion Beetle~

~the actual Toss breaks out of the CB and throws a superheated club at the next poster~

(throws Scyther in the way, who goes berserk and rips apart the next poster)
I'll refrain from throwing admins...

~throws Blue Voltorbs at the Scyther and the next poster which Self-Destruct on contact~

(matrix dodges, letting them fly into the next poster)

~throws more Blue Voltorbs at the incoming ones and they asplode on the next poster~

~raises this post from the dead, is asploded upon~

~passes zombie Internets to the next poster~