Trombonist 1: AAAAHHH OMG
Trombonist 2: FLUTE NOTES OMG
~The car asplodes~
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Trombonist 1: AAAAHHH OMG
Trombonist 2: FLUTE NOTES OMG
~The car asplodes~
No one escapes the flute mafia...
O RLY?
~flying stick men crash into flute mafia car, allowing trombonists to escape~
(a giant eraser comes out of nowhere and murders the stick men in mid-flight)
~the flute mafia guys, distracted by this, unintentionally allow the trombonists to escape~
Aw dang it! Get the elven tuba mafia on them ASAP!
(stabs some loser sneaking up on him from behind with violin bow)
Example of Elven Mafia:
Elf 1: Hey there. We'll help you with that monster there for only half of your treasure.
Dude: No thanks.
Elf 2: No,you don't understand,you NEED our help.
Dude: It's just a level 1 goblin,I can take it.
Elf 2: I'm sorry it had to come to this.(powers up goblins to level 17)
Dude: Whoa,now I NEED your help.
Elf 1: That's nice,but now it'll cost you ALL of your treasure.
We should do something like that on EB if my comp stops being laggy. We could have a group of archers to shoot up peeps.
Sounds like a good idea. Killing them could get you a little bit of XP/Gold so its actually WORTH going into someone else's base.
Trombonist 3: IAMAGOD ~activates Star Wars: Mysteries of the Sith code for all force powers and starts zapping elven tuba with Force Chain lightning~
Trombonist 4: DIEDIEDIE ~activates Star Wars: Mysteries of the Sith code for all weapons and blasts elven tuba with concussion rifle~
(Hanzo Hattori randomly drops down from the ceiling and takes out the trombonists like the master ninja that he is)
~suddenly, ARIBETH falls out of nowhere and starts whining~
Aribeth: I can't face Morag, for fear of falling once again under her spell!
Trombonist 4: ~scurring away with what few feet he has left~ RUN AWAY!
(two shuriken later, Hanzo is still on top)