AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU FOOLS CAN DO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU FOOLS CAN DO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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*stops takeover* ( what you expected a dramatic plot no i just stop it period thats how good I am dont liek it? too bad! )
(Halfwingseen is smitten)
(resumes takeover)
Does this mean half price drinks? :whisky:
( smiten? hm doubt it *summons in his charactors all aligned against JYAP ( has been playing since NWN came out i have 10k ++ charactors and around 1000ish lvl 40's most mages ) stop there JYAP
(a Awesome armed with 4 Clan ER PPCs falls on most of halfwing's minions,and fires upon the rest. Reflex save for praying to God you don't go to hell is allowed.)
No,this means QUADRUPLE PRICED DRINKS WITH 10x THE TAX! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!
*logs on as dm, smites takes Pub over and puts free drinks sign up*
(as Halfwing tries to log on as a DM,he triggers a trap)
(reflex save or die)
(DC 999)
(Halfwing's save:5)
(20s are disabled)
Your Awesome is no match for my Thor!!
*gets an atlas with maximum amounts of flamers fires at once causing explosion of awesome*
Too bad my Awesome backed up.
(fires all 4 PPCs upon both of you guys' cockpits,instantly destroying your mech plus snagging some sweet salvage)
*flies in 2000 elementals who swram yoru awesome form all sides planting thousands of mines on it then detonates them*
(Awesome self-destructs as all elementals close in,killing them all)
(next Awesome is deployed)
*Declares Pub as his own with the incredible power that is the forums ADMIN*
Now go spam somewhere else. :P
(Almuric is swallowed by Kirby before he can do anything)
(Kirby is sucked into an alternate dimension before he utilizes his new power)
I never lose insanity battles. Ever.
(opens the pub doors)
wow you guys are really goin at it!
(descides eh what the hell... and reaches for his never ending bag of noobs)
(starts throwing noobs at everyone else)
oh and they are explosive, anti-kirby noobs too!!!
(blows up JYAP, Halfwing, all the kirbys, looks around for al to blow him up but he not there)
Everyone is dead! :eek:
The pub is all mine...
(and before anyone can rebuddle GoRule drinks all the pubs alcohol!!!) :moon: :beer: :whisky: :beer: :whisky: :beer: :whisky: :beer: :whisky: :beer: :whisky: :woot:
(GoRule is intercepted by my OTHER army of minions-the Shy Guys!)
(GoRule is used as a ball for each Shy Guy to practice hitting home runs on)
(bag of noobs falls into Eternal War)
(as GoRule is used as a home run practice ball the shy guys didnt realize how much he just had to drink and on that first hit he hurls on every shy guy in site along with jyap)
(the shy guys along with jyap start to get sick them selves and start to hurl so much they eventually puke their actual brains out *plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... plop... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... splat... * and with that nasty victory gorule continues his quest to fill his stomache with alcohol yet again since it was now all over the shyguys and jyap)
the end.... or is it
(unfortunately,the puke made the Shy Guys' masks fall off,revealing...oh,you don't wanna know that)
(suffice it is to say gorule dies of shock)
(as for me,I was mimicing Felonious' Infinite Projectile Deflection)
*ducks from noobs and ummmmmmm as you two run away locks the doors and takes over*
(GoRule's evil twin 200 lb midget sumo wrestling brother enters the pub from the back door that was apparently left open)
ME WANT FOOD!!!
(as he comes out from the shadows to reveal his face you notice his extremley large mouth and nose but he has no Eyes!!!)
MEEEE WAAANNNTTT FOOODDD!!!
(he leapad to halfwing and swallows him whole ((the acids in his mouth decay through any type of barrier magic or not and halfwing is killed)
(as the front door of the pub is bashed down by the unmasked shy-guys and JYAP they look at this Fat! midget! sumo wrestler! and try to shock him to death with their (unspeakable horrid) faces ...BUT HE HAS NO EYES TO SEE THEM)
(the evil twin smells them coming toward him and starts to leap towards them to eat them as well)
wen all of a sudden....
THE ULTIMATE EVIL LAND OTTER APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE!!!
with one touch he turns the evil twin into ashes!!!
and then he turns towards JYAP and the shy-guys
his nose twitches and they all turn into pez candy in which he places in his pez dispencer and starts to eat them then he is gone just like that
the end .....or is it (evil badger eyes start to glow red as the scene fades to black)
GoRule: wait wait wait This S*** Fn Sux....
(gorule fades the scene back in kiks the badger in the nutz and in return the badger spits out the pez and JYAP and his shy-guys turn back to normal ... then sifts through his evil twins ashes and finds a tag "just ad water" so he takes a leak on the ashes and then "POOF" his evil twin comes back...)
GoRule: He Dildo head spit out halfwing NOW or ill beat you down with the spatula again!!!!
Evil Twin: Grrrrrrrr
(gets beat up side the head with a spatula)
(evil twin spits out halfwing)
GoRule:ok now that we got all that S*** taken care of lets all have a drink ....
(hours and hours of non stop drink go on and on and on and on... well you get the picture... they pretty much get really Fn retarded from all the booze)
Halfwing: (Heegup) HeY! Guuyss! aRE WEe FOR..For....ForgEttin sooo....
(BAM halfwing hits the bar floor passed out!)
JYAP: OOohhh yeaaHH!! HAHAHAHA we fErgEt to geT AL bAk
GoRule: Oooopsh!!! Bwahahaha!!
(cuts to scene of a finger pushing a red button ...)
(AL sitting at his computer watching the drunken monkeys laughing .....then)
POP POP!!!!!!!!!!!! both their head blow up and AL wins the pub!!!!!
the end
That's why I have a permanent Aura from Evil and Good on me. As thus,I am immune to any attacks evil twins or otters can do. Anyhoo...
(Yoshi swallows gorule,poops him out off the cliff as a egg)
Besides,if that fails...
Grammar Nazis:DIE YOU HEATHEN!(BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG)
God,that made my eyes bleed.
Oh,I forgot Halfwing!
(sends a Hunter Killer probe after him)
No more Halfwing.
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)
As gorule is falling he realizes he is to Stupid to Die thus just bouncing off the ground at the bottom of the cliff and landing back on yoshi... he wispers something sooo very evil and twisted that it instantly makes yoshi his slave forever!!! yoshi then takes off towards jyap...
jyap of course already noticed yoshi running towards him in a totally dark and evil rage, and thus just turned around and put out his arm grabed yoshi by the tongue and rips out his insides..
during this totally disgusting display of organ dissembowlment GoRule shoots jyap center mass with his anti-jyap ray :insta: and not only was it an anti jyap ray but it was modified to remove the keys from his RL keyboard (Gorule gets up runs to Jyaps place and steals his keyboard)
Moohahahaha!!!
*punches gorule* okay imdone *leaves pub*
:-( that hurt >.< lol...
hey you guys gunna be gamin tonight? like around 11 EST
Why else did I deploy the Grammar Nazis to shoot you and your computer dead?
(sends 5 more Hunter Killer probes after Halfwing)
sadly gorule i wont be just got off of my suspension and have school 2morrow *is far enough away that hunter drones get confsed and seek some blood i left on gorule*
(Halfwing is crushed by a giant unabridged dictionary, thesaurus, and atlas all in one)
(places Yoshis,Shy Guys,Kirbies, and Grammar Nazis around the pub armed with their preferred weapons to defend it)
sneaks behind JYAP attatches a 50 gallon barrel full of C4 to his ass and attatches an egg timer set for 10 seconds to the C4 *RUNS LIKE HELL*
(as the explosives blow up, everyone and thing within a 10 block radius is well.... blown to SH**!!!! and of course gorule doesnt make it out of range in time but only an idiot would set a 10 second timer to that much C4!!!)
(sadly, gorule was attacked and gobbled by a hungry Purple Yoshi)
This pub is now MINE! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well,get on with it. I demand a rename to JYAP's Pub of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Elaborate as to how this is not JYAP's Pub. I killed/beat/pwned everyone else here,I WANT IT RENAMED!
(quickly blows off everyone else's head before he gets opposition)
I-
~head blasted off before he can say anything~
Heeheeheehee. That was cool...
Waiting...fools...
Well- ~head blasted off again~
Ever wonder how I get so many heads?
~head respawns and is blasted off, then it respawns and blasted off again, and so on and so on~
It can't be renamed unless I say so, and you haven't given me good enough reason to allow it. Dance for me, monkey-boy.
(blows up Monkey with a well-placed mortar)
Reason enough?
*deflects mortar*
No! I said dance!
(mortar explodes on deflection)
(shoots up corpse with minigun to be sure)
(makes sure monk gets NO reflex save whatsoever)