(since both Toss and Monkey are dead,establishes dictatorship in place of pub)
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(since both Toss and Monkey are dead,establishes dictatorship in place of pub)
*overthrows JYAP, then leaves for a week to visit in-laws*
(wonders how Monkey can overthrow me while dead)
(oh,it's impossible to kill the zombie clown)
(see the movie to see why)
~that, however doesn't keep him from reviving himself somehow, immobilizing the zombie clown and drawing pretty faces on him~
(drawing on clown kills him)
Good Lord Toss...what have you DONE?!?
(warps away)
Unseen Voice: OMFG! YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!
(clown revives,bludgeons Toss to death with his own head,then dances to the Chicken Dance,while the words CLOWN KILLS YOU! stay on screen)
~dodges the attack, takes the words "CLOWN KILLS YOU!" and shoves it down the clown's throat~
(the words OMFG! YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU! reappear)
(Clown is revived,stabs Toss with stop sign,then bludgeons him to a bloody pulp)
~parries with Yield sign~
~draws paint gun, fires at Zombie Clown painting a bunch of smilie faces on it~
ggnore
(Clown respawns)
(961751 tries later, Toss dies)
~the 961,752nd time, Toss throws a random person in front of him~
~the person is shmacked by whatever the Zombie Clown is using and becomes Toss's shield~
~covered by the shield, Toss fires paint gun all over the Zombie Clown, somehow painting the Mona Lisa on him in the process~