I am now taking over this pub.

Protoss119: Immune to pulverization done by Tauren.

~throws Xaax at Tauren, causing Xaax to spam plague~

~Blue Arb warps him into Rune's pub~

~takes over~

(nope,since there was no arbiter at the pub,the Blue Arbiter got stuck there and is unable to leave)
(MG beats the snot out of Toss)

-=BLAM=-

~Arbiter bursts into Rune's pub, reverses time, & rescues Toss~

~takes over~

*temporal rift throws the entire pub back to the mid-80s*
*everyone is forced to wear big hear, bigger shoulder pads, slap bracelets, and spandex while listening to 80s synth music*

~As a lurker, none of this fits on Toss~

~spikes the Radio~

(can only equip his Lich Robes anyways)
(Ice-4s Toss and Monk,then takes a hammer and smashes them to pieces since they're frozen)

*monk sr ftw*
*wizard cohort spams Undeath to Death at JYAP*

JYAP: Immune to Instant Death
(before the wizard casts again I shoot him with my ice gun repeatedly)
(then flying chainsaws home in on monk)

~for some reason, can move while frozen~

~rams JYAP~

(absorbs damage since it's ice elemental,smashes Toss anyways)

~it's also bludgeoning~

~matrix dodges~

~spikes JYAP~

It doesn't affect JYAP!

JYAP used Pokemon Reference!

It's super effective!

Enemy Protoss119 fainted!

~Spectre uses Full Revive on Toss~

~Toss then proceeds to spike JYAP~

Spikes do 10d12 Piercing & Slashing damage +50 Magical damage and has a critical of 7-20/x6 for the ability to spike someone in the gonads.

I have 100% Pierce/Slash immunity. I have no organs so any form of critical hit or weak spot is eliminated. The magic damage is what my spell resistance is for.

(takes 33% of what he was supposed to take)

JYAP sent out Tridrill!

Tridrill used Drill Peck!

Enemy Protoss119 has nightmares of getting himself pwned by my level 100 Dodrio and faints!

Protoss119: Immune to nightmares.

~L89 Typlosion rises from the ground, Fire-Blasting Dodrio to death~

~as well, my L40 Furret confronts Psion having a Shadow Ball of his own~

~and this is all with a L15 Scyther for fire support, since a L40 Normal vs. a L45 Psychic is not going to end well~

~keeps spiking JYAP~

Hey,you can't have two pokemon on poor Psion!
(Dodrio is faster and Drill Pecks Typlosion to death before Ty can Fire Blast Dodrio to death)
(Acorn joins the fray against Scyther and Furret)

Acorn used Fake Out!

Scyther flinched!

Psion used Psybeam!

A critical hit!

Enemy Furret fainted!

Psion used Psybeam!

Enemy Scyther fainted!

Oh, c'mon. It's only a L15 and a L40.

~while this battle is going on, some random sorc is casting...that's right...you guessed it...~

LAGBALL!!!!!!!!!

~KA-BLAMZOIDS~

~Pub gets asploded~

~rebuilds it, takes over~

(Carbuncle!)
(sorc and Toss are Lagball'd instead)

~puts on his immunity cloak, proving the hellball to be ineffective against him~

~gets REALLY close to Rune's pub, blasts it with another...~

LAGBALL!!!!!!!!!

~see above~

(Carbuncle!)
(except the Lagball hits a super star destroyer,dropping it from the game)
(by the time it rejoins,Protoss has already been annihilated)

~MCs Carbuncle, gets him to reflect everything~

~by the time the SSD respawns, Toss is still alive~

(except Carbuncle disappears after each summon)
(besides,he would reflect the MC on you,causing you to MC yourself)

~which would be impossible, causing a rip in the time/space continuum that would suck up Rune's pub~

(except you didn't MC Carbuncle so it phailed)
(Odin tramples j00)

~has g DEF points~

g = a variable. Since no monsters have a variable for a number, there's no way to really beat a variable since we don't know what the variable is.

~Odin does damage to JYAP's life points~

(sets up algebra problem)
(makes it so g=-255)
(summons Bahamut on Toss)

~steals JYAP's paper somehow~

~changes g's value to 999999999999~

~blamzoids~

Ok.
(Toss dies cause his MAGIC DEF sucks)

~reintegrates into Bahamut~

~controls Bahamut, makes him attack JYAP~

(unsummons Bahamut)
(which throws Toss into a fight between him and all the summons I know)
(and that's a lot)
(Toss is wtfpwned by Bahamut,Alexander,Diablos,Knights of the Round Table,Hades,Ifrit,Leviathan,Lich,Cyclops,Carbuncle ...well,not really Carbuncle...)

~switches himself with Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight who can't die, no matter how many limbs you chop off~

~eats popcorn & watches~

(except the Black Knight music plays as the Black Knight from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance appears!)
(he wtfpwns Toss)

~A mob of peasants charge past Toss~
~the peasants grab the Black Knight thinking that he's a witch and bring him to Beremir where he is falsely accused of being made of wood and thus is a witch and may burn~

(mob is murdered when Luna triggers and the Black Knight annihilates them all)

~the British police force come along & arrest the Black Knight~

(Luna'd)
(really,you can't stop the Black Knight)

...Nuclear Launch Detected.

~casts DC 999 Hold Person on Black Knight~

~20s are disabled~

(TINK)
(the Black Knight Lunas Toss cause you need Ragnell to even injure him)

~matrix-dodges~

~throws Lagnell into a nuke, repeats process~

(the Black Knight is even immune to the effects of lag)
(yes,he would kick ass online)
(Hint: Only Ike,the Lord of Path of Radiance,can wield Ragnell)