I am now taking over this pub.

~Except it's taken to the extreme, like so heavy that even the repulsors can't keep it up & it's like Microscopic~

(because the laws of physics don't apply anymore,100000 Red Scouts whose weight and density cannot be changed appear out of nowhere)

~Blue Arbiters multiply x1,000,000 as do the number of Protosses~

Mwehehehe...which one is real?

~hides a badge in his suit as to tell the difference to avoid any unnecessary arguments~

(blue-seeking atomic bombs are sent out)

~they all join the Green team~

(which changes the color of the bombs to green)

~they all join the uncomprehendable color team, blowing up the bombs~

(which blows up the arbiters cause they were so close)

~messes up the time-space continuum at the last second, resulting in a number of random events ranging from Zergling rushes to suicide TIE fighter attacks~

(which also results in mass Photon Cannons popping up from nowhere and tons of AA flak cannons gunning down TIEs)

250th post here. This pub is weird.

Exactly, dammit.

~TIE Bombers fly as high as they can and drop bombs on the Photon Cannons~

(1337 AA system fires lasers at the bombs .000001 seconds after releasing)

~TIE Bombers move in for suicide into the 1337 AA thing~

(the lead bomber is shot,which explodes and kills the others near him,which kills the others near them...)

~the scraps hit the AA turret & discombobulate it~

~meanwhile, more TIE bombers blow up the Photon Cannons~

(which are vaporized by Death Laser turrets)

~Death Laser turrets are bombed by the flight of a million TIE bombers~

...Did I win?

Did I win?

No.
(Protoss loses for whatever reason)

~comes back and wins again~

(glances at Toss's post)

~smacks self, who seems to be JYAP~

Fool!

~smacks again~

Stop!

~smack~

Editing!

~smack~

My!

~smack~

Posts!

~smack~

Exclamationpoint

~smack~

Well you do a great job of owning yourself...

How predictable.

~guns down his ability to edit posts~

~stabs himself with explosive dagger that upgrades JYAP's ability to edit~

Well,if you want to keep killing yourself,my work here is done then.

Yes...that's why I stabbed myself. Myself being you.

O Rly Phool?

Yes. Myself being you, you being JYAP.

~puts a lock with no key on this post with an Open Lock DC of 255 and 20s disabled~

Fine. I won't affect that post. Your other post though...

Well, it seems we shall have a new breed of insanity war...THE EDIT WAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ~shot~

*sneaks in and claims pub*
*locks everyone else out*
I win.

(except Psion the Espeon knows Teleport)
(he promptly teleports in and Psychics Monk right through the door)

Felonious! You're back! HOORAY!

~Zeji Tiamat (Friggn huge ship with 700-damage Yamato Gun) blasts Psion~

*watches longingly through the window* :sad:

~except that there's a Reptilon Blademaster behind him~

~SLICE~

~Zeji Tiamat blasts open the door and Toss takes over~

Psion used Reflect!

(TWANG)
(Zeji Cruiser explodes)
(Psion chucks Toss off a cliff with a Psybeam after frying the Blademaster's brain)

~counters with some sort of ghost-type Hadoken thingy~

~Psion is blasted~

~takes over~

Ghost-type?
(a Rattata takes the hit)
It doesn't affect Rattata!
(Psion counters with Shadow Ball,sending Toss flying)

~...into the pub~

~takes over~

(the pub Toss took over was NOT Rune's Pub,but rather Blizzard's Pub)
(and he didn't take it over,seeing as how he counts as a hero)
(PULVERIZE'D)