I am now taking over this pub.

~Death Star fires at Reflect's very existence at the last second and blows it up, causing a time reversal resulting in the destruction of Char~

(except Sarda is tired to death of the Death Star(pun intended) and erases it and its projectile from existance)

~Which is why Death Star II gets constructed and blows up Sarda~

(which is also promptly erased along with the blueprints and any notion of it)

~Death Star III, IV, & V blow up Sarda~

(but there are no more blueprints and no one can even think about it now,therefore the Death Star has ceased to exist)

~That's where the Life Star comes into play~

~Life star is exactly like the Death Star, except it's created by some bimbo who has no idea what the Death Star was~

~Proceeds to blow up Sarda~

Note: Anything about the Life Star, including the Life Star itself, is non-canon.

(Sarda is pissed now)
(Protoss explodes,regenerates,explodes,regenerates...)
(the Life Star and ANYTHING relating to the Death Star in name,function,shape,or whatever,will explode on completion)
(meanwhile,back on the topic of the pub,the pub is now a giant fortress with awesome villainy spires jutting out)

~Sarda is crushed by a giant mallet for imba~
~teleports inside the fort- err, pub~
~throws JYAP out of the pub~

(teleports back in,Hadokens Protoss out)

~counters with...~

SHORYUKEN!

~resulting in a magical-lock thingy until Protoss119 (my character from KOTOR II) comes in and throws his silver lightsaber through JYAP's bones~

(which is what happens as the lightsaber passes through me harmlessly)
Wow...
(a burrowed Crypt Fiend pops up,grabs Toss,and burrows again)
(insta-kill)

Speaking of which,add JYAP@USEast to your buddy list. You're not playing the same game as me,so you have to add the @USEast part.

Shweetness! I'll do it right away!

~respawns~

~uses Force Pull to pull the lightsaber to him~

~ignites, stabs Crypt Fiend~

(except Toss is next to water)
(a Naga Myrmidon drags him under)

~magically puts on scuba suit with inexhaustable oxygen supply~

(the Naga Myrmidon uses his awesome trident to destroy the air tank)

~teleports out of the Naga Myrmidon's grasp~

~appears in pub & like some sort of Jedi plays it stealthfully~

(the WANTED posters with your name on it don't help)
(nor do the fact billions of bucks is on your head)
(and the pub is occupied by all sorts of evil bounty hunters)
(you should know what happens)

Surpisingly, they're not on Monkey this time.

Bah, screw this.

~blows up the pub~

~reconstructs pub and claims as own~

(the evilization of the pub made it damage-proof)

Damn it all!

~Zealot Mob breaks in~

Zealot Mob: For Aiur! For Aiur!

~The Zealots rescue Toss before starting their rampage around the pub~

(as the last Zealot enters,an equal amount of Firelord spawn,each summoning a level 3 lava spawn)
(WTF FIRELORD RUSH OH NOES)

~since I still have no idea how big these firelords are, Dragoons fall in through the roof of the pub & shoot down the firelords~

~follows in with a Carrier Rush~

(the roof is frickin SPIKED)
(Dragoon blood pours through)
(the sight of Dragoon blood filling the pub sickens the Carriers to the point where they lose control and hit Toss)

~Blue Arbiter recalls him right behind JYAP~

I find your lack of Starcraft disturbing.

~force-chokes him~

(is not living and immune to force-choke)
I find your lack of Scout disturbing.
(Red Scout photon torps Blue Arbiter)

~Blue Arb uses the boost to get thru, tries a somersault, and just shoots it, Fox~

(Red Scout does a U-Turn,uses the brakes,and uses bombs wisely)

~Blue Arb holds A to charge his laser & uses the brakes~

(Red Scout's pilot,Alpha 111,pops out,and Demon Launchers the Arbiter)

~Pwnage (my guy in Battlefront II) pops out and fires Elite Rifle @ Demon Launcher Missiles~

(Elite Rifle shots die on contact)
(one missile retargets and kills Pwnage)

~Pwnage respawns as a sniper, sniping the missiles~

(sniper bullets die on contact)
(another missile retargets and nails Pwnage)

Play as Obi-Wan? 30
Play as Obi-Wan? 29
Play as Obi-Wan? 28
Play as Obi-Wan? 27

~plays as Obi-Wan~

~throws lightsaber at missile~

(lightsaber dies on contact)
(guess what happens)

~lightsabers can't really die since they're not living~
~same for blaster bolts~
~and sniper shots~

(then again,this is an insanity topic)
(when have the rules of physics applied?)

~In that case, JYAP's scout transforms into something small & heavy since the laws of physics do not exist~

(which is the same thing as it was before)