The Lurker's Schedule

~thanks the skeletal minion then exterminates him because he is no longer useful to me~

~whacks Halfwing with one of his bones~

Im relaxed all the time Jyap i just find more important things to do with my time. like speak to my girlfriend. When you find the Girl you want to marry you will understand

Still gives you no right to yell at us randomly.

(but whatever the skellie rezzes becomes a skellie too)

I don't even want a GF (or a BF if such by your jurisdiction makes me gay), so ha.

~buys replacement flesh~

(replacement flesh is that of a kobold)
Hey,you'll like being a skeletal lurker. The ability to reanimate yourself and the fringe benefits far outweigh the heavy charisma penalty.

But that means I can't attack you in an insanity war. And since you're the only one that I war with anyway...

Wheeee! I'm an infested Kobold!

~goes stabbing people with an infested poison short sword +5~

O_o

(infested reaver blows up Toss)

~explosion flings him into JYAP~

(ducks under flying lurker corpse that is Toss)

~somehow homes in on JYAP~