Throw a random object at the next poster!

(except I detach my head to polish it,so the pillow flies overhead(rofl)and into the giant button,which drops the anvil on the seesaw,which shoots the bowling ball up the ladder,down the ladder,and into the net which pulls up the box which knocks down the tiny little marble(by now the next poster has seen the rest of the trap and does not see the Gastly using Perish Song)which rolls down the chute and knocks over some dominoes which hits the switch which causes the toaster to shoot toast and jump on the spring which catapults an Electrode that uses Explosion right into me,who happens to be 3 feet away from the next poster)
(Perish Song countdown runs out,the next poster dies with Gastly and me)

~had spell mantle on~

~hit by the explosion~

~casts flesh to stone on self while flying into the next poster~

~fails his fort save~

JYAP used Protect!

JYAP protected himself!

Protoss119 used Flying Statue Attack!

JYAP protected himself!

Protoss119 kept going and crashed!

(next poster is hit by the statue of Toss)
(and since Toss is considered dead,he can indeed be hit by himself)

OMFG! YOU DON'T CONTROL TOSS! TOSS CONTROL YOU!

~Toss controls the next poster~

(except I'm controlling the next poster,who kills himself when I get controlled)

~makes a rine post instead of me~

~he kills himself, gore gets all over next poster~

Ew.
(next poster becomes one of the starter Pokemon from any game,including Yellow)

~becomes Cyndaquil, levels up to an L89 Typhlosion, spamming Fire Blast on the next poster~

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!
(the next poster is in big trouble now)

~is in big trouble~

~gets a time-out~

~when he gets out, throws a Drug- err, Dreadlord at the next poster~