Throw a random object at the next poster!

(throws Sergol in the way)
(Agent Elrond-err,Agent Smith mistakes the next poster for Neo and Burly Brawls him)

~puts on Neo disguise, causing Smith to mistake him for Toss~

~throws Smith at the next poster~

(Norton Anti-Virus yo!)
(a laser zaps the next poster)

omg, you guys have this thread up to 50 pages?

*goes to check on vBulletin site to see if this is dangerous*

~smacks Trog for not throwing anything~

~throws Caradril's Halberd at the next poster~

ok, this is no issue. This thread could be 1000s of posts long and not cause a problem. :)

Throws an angry dwarf at next poster

(gives angry dwarf about 20 pints of booze)
(in return he throws a throwing axe at the next poster)

~catches it matrix-style~

~inflicts the poke of unundeath (yes, unundeath) upon the next poster, who is bound to be JYAP~

(MISS)
Hah.
(stabs next poster with bone fragment)

~parries with Yield sign of wonderment which is promptly thrown at the next poster~