I am now taking over this pub.

~sews Boba's head back on~

~Boba Fett assassinates Satan~

*Satan ends up back in hell (where else is he going to go? Detroit?)*
*Boba Fett turns gun on himself and joins Satan shortly thereafter*

(still here)
(goes off to play WCIII)
(you really should play WCIII. My username there is JYAP. Go figure.)

~one catch - Satan is sent to Detroit, only caged in an inescapable cell in which nothing can pass through - get that? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!exclamationpoint1111111111one!!!!! !!!!!1111111111111~

*Satan wishes he was in hell*
*assumes control of pub since JYAP left to play freakin Warcraft*
*remembers he's going out of town for a week, so burns it down instead*

(a AntiFire triggers instead,and Monk incinerates)
(and there is nothing wrong with Warcraft! Come over here unless you're afraid!)

~does not have Warcraft~

(buy it you noob)
(and get The Frozen Throne expansion or you'll regret it)

~takes message, throws it at Felonious~

~hands fall off from being at Busch Gardens~

(still claims pub)
(has now established a giant guard force around the pub)
(and made it indestructible)

Not a good idea...

~reccommends making the pub destructable again so that if Felonious got inside again, we could blow up the pub and kill him in the process~

(points out Monkey just blows it up from the outside and that no one can get in without my willing permission)

*blows it up from the outside*

(pub blows up)
This bites.
(reverses time to RIGHT before Monk blows it up)
(blows Monk up)

*takes JYAP and the pub with him*

(Sarda erases Monk from existance prior to exploding)

*is redrawn*
*draws mustache on Sarda, and a sign that says "I'm a big wussy girl that peepees in my pants all the time infinity."*
*erases JYAP's phylactery*

(has infinite backups)
(Sarda already had a mustache)
(he just settles for shoving you in an alternate dimension)

Now he has two.

Fool! You can't trap a planeswalker in an alternate dimension!

*casts Sarda into Limbo, where the writhing mass of living chaos engulfs him*

(casting Sarda into Limbo provokes a saving throw against his Will)
(he auto-saves)
(then destroys Monk with the power of a thousand Hadokens concentrated on him)

*evade x1000*
*brings Limbo to Sarda*
*the chaos claims his sanity*
*the lich queen Gith steals his soul*
*mindflayers devour his brains*
*githyanki children play with his entrails*

~sits back and eats popcorn with HK-47~

But Sarda didn't make Limbo.
(Limbo and all of its contents disappear)
(Sarda Toads Monk,then feeds him to something that eats frogs)

Turning me into a toad makes me morph into a Gurab Trooper and beat the living hell out of people.

*cast Enlarge Self*
*eats thing that east frogs, then eats Sarda*
*disappears for 2 weeks*

(a semi-universe reset randomly triggers)
(no one is allowed to deal with Sarda and Monk gets no evasion)
(meanwhile,shoots rabid zerglings out of siege tank cannons at Protoss)

~has multiple rabies shots for them, inserts as they fly into HK-47, who is being use as a shield~

HK-47: Irritated Statement: I hate you.

~unrabid Zerglings attack the Siege Tanks~

(siege tanks unsiege,run them over)
(a portal opens,and a Far Seer and about 5 grunts go rush Protoss's base)

~unfortunately, arbiters hide the huge number of Zealots & Dragoons~

Zealots: For Aiur!

~Grunts are Psi-bladed~

~meanwhile, because I have no idea how big the Far Seer is, Dragoons fire on him/her/it~

(the death of the Far Seer triggers a giant wave of Orcs and Tauren rushing down upon the foolish Protoss)
(Wyvern Riders nail the Arbiters with their spears as Troll Batriders throw some liquid fire at others before kamakaziing into them)
(9 Blademasters WW,flank Toss,and all attack,killing him almost instantly)

~is recalled to Char at the last second~

~finds himself near a Cerebrate~

~has some fun killing the Cerebrate while it ressurects itself over and over and over...~

(Cerebrate evolves,gains abilities similiar to that of a Hatchery)
(larva pop out,evolve into Ultralisks,murder Toss)

~see, that's why Toss gets 255 upgrades for the Psi Blade~
~Ultralisks are decimated, continues to have fun slicing Larvae & the Cerebrate~

(one of the larvae get inside Toss's brain)
(instant assimilation)

Oooh, tingly...

Overmind (From Larva): AAwaken, my child, and ~insert forgotten part here~. Know that I am the Overmind, and that you have been created to serve-

Ah shaddup. ~somehow gets Larva out of brain with hand~ Here, you have it. ~Arbiter recalls it to Evil Undead Lair in Florida~

Awesome!
(kills larva)
(revives it)
(has undead larva morph into undead drone,which morphs into a undead hatchery)
(eventually gains a undead Zerg army)
Thanks for the gift!
(undead Zerg destroy the living Zerg with their immunities)

~halts the Zerg invasion before it starts~

~coverts the undead zerg to the light and they pass over to heaven~

(TINK)
(no effect)
(the undead zerg eat Toss,then destroy the living Zerg,then France)

~clone is eaten alive~

~real me watches as Char is devastated~

~orders Death Star to fire on Char~

CARBUNCLE! I CHOOSE YOU!
(Carbuncle Reflects the blast back at the Death Star)