*laughs because he knows he cannot die.*
(Almuric is a god in this world)
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*laughs because he knows he cannot die.*
(Almuric is a god in this world)
(the god of video-gaming taps Al's shoulder,then slams a fist into Al's face,sending him through 99 50-yard thick titanium walls before a giant lava pit)
THROW A OBJECT ALREADY!
(bonks next poster with a stale biscuit)
(tosses an old CD that he doesnt listen to anymore)
YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?! :-x
(celebrates Al tossing something)
(doesn't see CD coming)
(gets his head sliced in two)
(regenerates head,throws half of old head at next poster)
*catches JYAP's head piece and throws up on next poster*
(mimics Monk's Infinite Projectile Deflection and deflects it back on Monk)
(tosses a Chao egg at the next poster)
(whips out gatling gun in case next poster lets egg drop)
(catches Chao egg before it drops,rechucks it again)
(preps a sniper bullet for the one who drops it)
*catches Chao egg and launches it through JYAP's scope a la "Sniper" and chucks a thermal detonator at the next poster*
(catches Chao Egg,begins to rock it...then the thermal detonator hits the egg)
(BOOM)
(the Chao is catapulted out of his egg and lands on the ground,injured and angry)
(casts Death on the next poster out of anger)
(Chao finds several weapons,chases after Monk)
(is wearing reflect ring,reflects Death onto the next poster)
(casts Bump-9 on the topic)