Throw a random object at the next poster!

Actually, I think it's Trog's. Heck if I knew though.

~hit by Frostball~

~takes some of the resulting frost and throws a snowball at the next poster~

Trog took his turn. Just do it in advance.

(absorbs snowball,fires snowflakes at next poster)

~dances in snowflakes~

~feet land on next poster~

Get your foot out of my reassembled rib cage.
(throws his foot out,giving some bad gashes in the process)
(a giant mechanical foot smashes the next poster Monty Python style)

~a lurker dies~

~that lurker is, of course, not Toss who (figuratively) flies all over the next poster attacking him with explosive Katanas~

*is wearing rough ko-ju-nin samurai armor ( the toughest samurai armor which was not penetrated by anything short of acid or guns)*
*launches a hundred dota noobs using clinkz at the next poster*

~burns them with a flamethrower as they fly into the next poster~

(Aims,snipes them with his SWAT sniper who's under Agil focus,has Prowler at night,taken like 15 Speeds,is under the effect of Pep Talk and maxed out Blitz Tactics,and has a Zeal Mag)
(which basically means I fire non-stop dishing out criticals over 1500+ damage)
(crits the next poster)

OH GOD NO-

~Scythe'd~

~High Templar spams Hallucination on the next poster~

Scythe'd? I'm using a frickin sniper rifle.

(has a million of me now)
Cool.
(tells them to go psych out the next poster)