Throw a random object at the next poster!

~has no idea what it does~

~shrugs, throws giant whale at next poster~

(Odin being a badass summon that usually leads to a target's death,your doom is guaranteed with my MA)
(throws a giant elephant at the whale,exploding both of them and sending animal chunks flying at the next poster)

~holds up 1337 umbrella which deflects them back at next poster~

(Carbuncle reflects them into a noob,who jumps onto the next poster)

~stabs noob with a concealed Dagger +3.14 and throws at next poster~

(which goes through me again)
Don't bother with bladed objects.
(Pi 3.14 trips and knocks down the next poster)

Umm...it's explosive?

~leaps into the air and lands on next poster~

Lurkers can become Lancers? WTF HAX-
(Toss lands,bones get jarred)
(casts Frog on the next poster)

Except this Lurker has a DEX of 50. SO HA!

~turns into a frog but then morphs into a Gurab Trooper~

~mashes next poster~

(Calamity Frostballs the Gurab and the next poster)
Your turn in the golem crafter RPG.