Throw a random object at the next poster!

~High Templar psi-storms it~

~the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail lunges at next poster losing all his limbs in the process~

(Hallucination is killed,triggering a giant drawbridge falling on the Black Knight)
(the REAL Black Knight from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance hits the next poster with Luna,negating his defense and dealing a LOAD of damage)

~for some odd reason, Princess Peach jumps in front of him and uses Toad to deflect attack~

Thx. But now you have no more use to me!

~stabs Peach, throws cadaver at next poster~

(raises dead)
(skeleton Peach assaults next poster)

~socks her one in the jaw~

How I knew this would happen.

~throws 1337 two-bladed sword at next poster~

(sword goes through me)
We've been through this before Toss. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(grenade is thrown at next poster)

It's a bloody 1337 two-bladed sword, dammit!

~phases out of existence before it can go off~

~throws this thread at the next poster~

The hell?
(paradox emerges in Zealot Form,which smacks the next poster)

~parries with Yield Sign of Wonderment which is thrown at the zealot which ricochets into the next poster~

(which jars a few bones loose when it strikes me)
(casts Odin on the next poster)