Throw a random object at the next poster!

~goes all Sith on JYAP~

~the next poster gets caught in the ensuing battle & gets his/her/its head sliced off~

(head detaches to avoid blow)
(Force Pushes next poster into a Phazon pit)

~mutates from Phazon~

~becomes an Elite Pirate, blasts next poster with plasma cannon~

But you're a lurker.
(matrix wall-jumps over cannon while firing twin Uzis at the next poster)

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Elite Lurker, then.

~dual-wields a magnum & a blaster pistol, fires both rapidly at next poster~

(had an Overshield on)
(takes the puny hits,fires dual Needlers non-stop at next poster)

~gets in Shade turret, hits the Needlers~

~uses Newb Combo (Charged Plasma Pistol + Battle Rifle) on next poster~

(counters with a jumping melee hit with the Brute Shot on the next poster)

~pulls out Energy Sword~

~you know what happens~

~sticks a plasma grenade on the next poster~

(runs into next poster in a suicide attempt)