I am now taking over this pub.

~gets the Dreadlord, has him use Sleep on JYAP while the Crypt Lord mauls him and rezzes him as a Carrion Beetle~

(except by the time Sleep gets off,Toss is a bloody pulp)
(is put to sleep)
(hit by Crypt Lord)
(wakes up,Ice-4s both of them in one swift motion)

Damn. Forgot about that part. XD

~insert Lurker dying sounds here~

~the Flying Candybar of Death comes after JYAP~

(can't eat it due to having no stomach)

~Candybar of Death harasses JYAP~

(explodes the damn thing)

~except Liches don't have fire magic~

(who said I used fire magic?)

~Candybar breaks through Ice and continues to harass JYAP~

(and who said I used ice magic)
(I used death magic you twit,I just don't use it often cause it's not as fun)