Throw a random object at the next poster!

(Toss rolls 1,hits himself and kills himself)
(throws his corpse at the next poster)

~catches himself~

Hey wait. How is that possible?

~causes tear in time-space continuum inside next poster~

(is caught in tear)
(except nothing happens)
Well nuts.
(throws a box of Chicken McNuggets at the next poster)

GAH! MCDONALDS! THE UNHOLINESS!

~melts all over next poster~

Eww. The stain of Toss will never wash out.
(throws a washing machine at the next poster)

~unmelts~

Phew! Being a stain on JYAP isn't the most pleasant experience.

~hit by washing machine~

...Look at the pretty stars...

~casts Plague like Zerg Defiler on next poster~

(makes a zergling death noise as he falls apart to avoid damage)
(reassembles after the spell is over,Psi Storms next poster)

~puts on Darth Nihilus mask, sparks stop in their tracks~

He went that way!

~psi-storm sparks reappear on next poster~

(has his Espeon that he randomly captured deflect the Psi Storm)
Espeon used Psychic!
(next poster is hit with Psychic)

~is turned inside out~

Fworp!

~disturbing image of inside-out Zerg kills/undeaths-to-deaths next poster~