I am now taking over this pub.

~Strange Arb recalls the Magneton back to Rune's Pub~

(the magnetic charge short-circuits the recall device)

~that is, when the Magneton reaches the base~

Campaign Creations = Toss has left the building.

(Magneton is warped back to Toss's base thanks to the local Abra if he wasn't there already)
(Magneton Thunder Waves anything that could pose a threat to him)

~Toss's dream-army of Abras with Thunder/Ice/Fire Punches get Thunder Wave'd, then attack~

~60% of them attack in particular, the rest are paralamyzed~

(Magneton Double Edges the Fire Punchers while a Sharpedo dashes in to Crunch the rest)

~suddenly, red dots appear on the Abras hands~

Nuclear Launch Detected.

~decreases time till explosion to 1 second with Staredit~

~BLAM~

Wow. You nuked your own Abras.
(Sharpedo has Focus Band,and Magneton's Sturdy negates OHKOs)

They're expendable.

~Another wave falls on them~

~and this time, they have either Psychic, Strength (!), Tri-Attack, or Blizzard~

They probably can't learn 3/4 of them, but meh.

(a Solarbeam from Claydol wipes them out before Sharpedo and Magneton can do anything)