Throw a random object at the next poster!

Bring it.
(Matrix battle music starts up)
(backflips while flinging Ice-4 at one batch,creates a glacier to slam into another,makes a pair of guns made of ice that shoot ice bolts and fires upon another...)
(one awesome ice-based fight scene later,I throw a set of sword-chucks at the next poster)

~matrix dodges, more quotes from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny~

The fighting lasted for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw the better
& it was Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

~Mr. Rogers attacks next poster with Longsword +3.14~

(sword slices air as his slash goes in between bones)
(rips out poor Rogers' heart out)
(throws it at the next poster)

Mr. Rogers: Oh, won't you be...my neigh- ARGH!

~takes heart, inserts it back into Mr. Rogers who makes the next poster his neighbor~

(the closest livable spot near my lair is 90 miles away)
(so much for that)
(undead horde swarms next poster)

~presses the ~ key~

setCHA 500

~turns undead~

~puts a mass damage 2da in the override folder & socks next poster~

Now all attacks do a helluva bunch of damage like in all the Uber PVP modules.

(except Toss's AB still sucks)
(throws a demonic vacumn cleaner at the next poster)
(don't ask)

~rolls 20 while attempting to punch demonic vacuum cleaner~
~blows it up~
~shrapnel hits next poster~

(shrapnel goes through me)
(throws one of them Google Spiders onto the face of the next poster)

~attempts to catch it but ends up blowing it up anyway since he now does like 1000+ per hit~

~adds Bad Strreff AB & hits next poster~