Throw a random object at the next poster!

(Protoss punctures himself as he telefrags inside me)
(throws Protoss into a spike wall since I know he's the next poster)
(oh yeah,the spike wall will fall on whoever hits it)

~activates jumpjets on feet like The Iron Giant~

Whewt! I'm alive!

~piano falls on him~

~manages to get out alive, casts Wierd on next poster~

JYAP: Immune to Instant Death(duh)
(WSE does his own version of Wail of the Banshee at the next poster)

~rolls 20~
~drops a massive d20 on the next poster~

(throws Red Mage at it)
(then throws Fighter at the next poster shouting "FIGHTERDOKEN!")

~holds Lightsaber in front of Fighter~

~SLICE!~

~throws Fighter guts at next poster~

(Fighter is impossible to kill)
(sidesteps and lets Black Mage get hit by it,who Hadokens the next poster)

~counters with...~

SHORYUKEN!

~resulting in a sort of magic-lock thingy which the next poster gets sucked into~

(Dispels it)
(throws Chuck Norris at the next poster)

~quotes from The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny as he gets hit~

The angels sang
In immaculate Chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the Crotch
Of Indiana Jones

And he fell on the ground
Writing in pain
As Batman changed back
Into Bruce Wane

But Chuck saw through
His clever disguise
And crushed Batman's head
In between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Gray
& Saruman the White
& Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight
& Benito Mussolini
& The Blue Meanie
& Cowboy Curtis
& Jambi the Genie
Robocop
Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston & Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock & Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
& they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass...

~quotes end here~

~said group of heroes/villans attack next poster~