Throw a random object at the next poster!

(looks at Stoneman)
(takes out warhammer,breaks Stoneman into pieces)
(shoves pieces into Dustman)
(has him shoot it out at the next poster)

~takes out Pen, draws shield to deflect pieces~

~draws giant snowcone, throws at next poster~

(eats it)
Yum!
(throws a bot at the next poster)

~throws idiot at bot which gets cussed out~

~casts Undeath to Death on next poster~

(one of his minions had a nifty ring with Absorb: Holy on him when he joined the army)
(seeing as he no longer needed it,I am now proof VS Holy magic and healing spells)
(as the spell Undeath to Death is clearly based off the holy element,I absorb it and regain all my health)
(throws a wall of text at the next poster)

~hit by wall of text~

Hmm. Nifty.

~steals a lowercase I and makes off with a bunch of thingies at the top of a few Is~

~turns his lowercase I into a sort of gun, firing it at the next poster~

(uses noob as shield)
(throws dead noob at next poster)

~throws AK-47 at the noob which fires at next poster~

(bullets go through me)
He IS a noob.
(a lava spawn kills and eats him and duplicates,then fires on the next poster)

~recalled into next poster, telefrags~