I am now taking over this pub.

~switches himself with Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight who can't die, no matter how many limbs you chop off~

~eats popcorn & watches~

(except the Black Knight music plays as the Black Knight from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance appears!)
(he wtfpwns Toss)

~A mob of peasants charge past Toss~
~the peasants grab the Black Knight thinking that he's a witch and bring him to Beremir where he is falsely accused of being made of wood and thus is a witch and may burn~

(mob is murdered when Luna triggers and the Black Knight annihilates them all)

~the British police force come along & arrest the Black Knight~

(Luna'd)
(really,you can't stop the Black Knight)

...Nuclear Launch Detected.

~casts DC 999 Hold Person on Black Knight~

~20s are disabled~

(TINK)
(the Black Knight Lunas Toss cause you need Ragnell to even injure him)

~matrix-dodges~

~throws Lagnell into a nuke, repeats process~

(the Black Knight is even immune to the effects of lag)
(yes,he would kick ass online)
(Hint: Only Ike,the Lord of Path of Radiance,can wield Ragnell)