I am now taking over this pub.

~it's also bludgeoning~

~matrix dodges~

~spikes JYAP~

It doesn't affect JYAP!

JYAP used Pokemon Reference!

It's super effective!

Enemy Protoss119 fainted!

~Spectre uses Full Revive on Toss~

~Toss then proceeds to spike JYAP~

Spikes do 10d12 Piercing & Slashing damage +50 Magical damage and has a critical of 7-20/x6 for the ability to spike someone in the gonads.

I have 100% Pierce/Slash immunity. I have no organs so any form of critical hit or weak spot is eliminated. The magic damage is what my spell resistance is for.

(takes 33% of what he was supposed to take)

JYAP sent out Tridrill!

Tridrill used Drill Peck!

Enemy Protoss119 has nightmares of getting himself pwned by my level 100 Dodrio and faints!

Protoss119: Immune to nightmares.

~L89 Typlosion rises from the ground, Fire-Blasting Dodrio to death~

~as well, my L40 Furret confronts Psion having a Shadow Ball of his own~

~and this is all with a L15 Scyther for fire support, since a L40 Normal vs. a L45 Psychic is not going to end well~

~keeps spiking JYAP~

Hey,you can't have two pokemon on poor Psion!
(Dodrio is faster and Drill Pecks Typlosion to death before Ty can Fire Blast Dodrio to death)
(Acorn joins the fray against Scyther and Furret)

Acorn used Fake Out!

Scyther flinched!

Psion used Psybeam!

A critical hit!

Enemy Furret fainted!

Psion used Psybeam!

Enemy Scyther fainted!

Oh, c'mon. It's only a L15 and a L40.

~while this battle is going on, some random sorc is casting...that's right...you guessed it...~

LAGBALL!!!!!!!!!

~KA-BLAMZOIDS~

~Pub gets asploded~

~rebuilds it, takes over~

(Carbuncle!)
(sorc and Toss are Lagball'd instead)

~puts on his immunity cloak, proving the hellball to be ineffective against him~

~gets REALLY close to Rune's pub, blasts it with another...~

LAGBALL!!!!!!!!!

~see above~

(Carbuncle!)
(except the Lagball hits a super star destroyer,dropping it from the game)
(by the time it rejoins,Protoss has already been annihilated)