Throw a random object at the next poster!

Goddamn Toss,I'm a LICH! NO ORGANS! I HAVE NO PRIVATES!(In real life,of course I do,but this is my online persona)

(whacks Jar Jar with a quarterstaff,KOing him)
(Videoman shoots entangling videos at next poster)

Kay, then I cut your bony pelvis off.

~because Jar Jar didn't die in Episode II OR III, throws a lit match at him~

~Jar Jar's flaming remains fall on the next poster~

(casts Ice-4 on Jar Jar and the next poster)
(still gets hit,which triggers Counter Magic,which makes me cast another Ice-4 at the next poster)

~casts Empowered Spell mantle~
~lights self on fire and runs into the next poster~

(sidesteps,watching you plow down the next poster)

Oh god, here comes You!

~somehow matrix dodges You, then magically grabs You's leg and throws You at the next poster~

You had to pull the You trick huh?
(yanks off arm,stabs You with pointy end)
(throws a yeti at the next poster)

~tractor-beams Yeti into an Anger Management class~

Hmm. Now this Tractor Beam is just as disposable!!!

~throws Tractor Beam at next poster~

(Tractor Beam hits ground and tractors next poster into a wall of spikes)

~disintegrates like Zealot~

~finds himself in a Dragoon~

~exits...but not before firing the Phase Disruptor at the next poster~