I am now taking over this pub.

(since both Toss and Monkey are dead,establishes dictatorship in place of pub)

*overthrows JYAP, then leaves for a week to visit in-laws*

(wonders how Monkey can overthrow me while dead)
(oh,it's impossible to kill the zombie clown)
(see the movie to see why)

~that, however doesn't keep him from reviving himself somehow, immobilizing the zombie clown and drawing pretty faces on him~

(drawing on clown kills him)
Good Lord Toss...what have you DONE?!?
(warps away)
Unseen Voice: OMFG! YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!
(clown revives,bludgeons Toss to death with his own head,then dances to the Chicken Dance,while the words CLOWN KILLS YOU! stay on screen)

~dodges the attack, takes the words "CLOWN KILLS YOU!" and shoves it down the clown's throat~

(the words OMFG! YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU! reappear)
(Clown is revived,stabs Toss with stop sign,then bludgeons him to a bloody pulp)

~parries with Yield sign~

~draws paint gun, fires at Zombie Clown painting a bunch of smilie faces on it~

ggnore

(Clown respawns)
(961751 tries later, Toss dies)

~the 961,752nd time, Toss throws a random person in front of him~

~the person is shmacked by whatever the Zombie Clown is using and becomes Toss's shield~

~covered by the shield, Toss fires paint gun all over the Zombie Clown, somehow painting the Mona Lisa on him in the process~

(reality is already compromised)
(Toss becomes a Madness character)
(which is bad,because if you're not Hank,Jesus,Clown,or the Sheriff,you're ****ed)
(so yeah,Toss dies brutally)

~respawns as Darth Vader w/ blue lightsaber (as seen in sig) and slices Clown into itty bitty pieces~

Ph33r t3h 1337 p0w3r 0f t3h spr1t3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one!!!!!!!1111111 1111shift+1

(YOU DON'T KILL CLOWN)
(CLOWN KILLS YOU)
(GET THAT THROUGH YOUR ALIEN SKULL)
No really,Clown>All. Yes,Clown>Al.

I'm rebellious. So sue me.

~kills clown one more time~

This is fun...

(Clown whips out Particle Eraser,erases Toss)

~at the last second, compromises Sci-Fi and puts Slippy in place of himself, causing Slippy to be erased~

Well, that solves one problem...

(it homes fool)
(Slippy was already gone anyways)

*dominates clown via Control Undead*
*clown kills JYAP and defiles his corpse with a glitter pen... a pink glitter pen*

(the clown cannot be controlled in any manner whatsoever)
(clown erases Monkey as well)

~slices Eraser into little itty bits with blue lightsaber~

*clown erases JYAP*
*Monk redraws himself*

(was out of dimension already)

Well, at least the pub is mine, then.

~calls the League of Custom Sprites to help overthrow Felonious Monk~

Grey Samus: All suits report!

Red Samus: Ready!

Blue Samus: Let's kick some ***!

Green Samus: Awaiting Command.

Purple Samus: Gimme something to shoot, already!

Grey Samus: OK! ATTACK!

~all the Samuses attack Felonious with missiles and super missiles~

~bugs infinite deflection~

The pub is still mine.
(clown enters dimension I was in)
(quickly returns to this dimension)
(draws katana,slices everyone inside MY pub in two)

I was gonna give you a major discount but NOOOO, you had to slice me into itty bitty pieces, didn't you?

~the Grey Samus shoots the katana out of JYAP's hand with his power beam~

~yes, it's a he and not a she since it's not the actual Samus~

O RLY?
(draws his own arm cannon)
(Wavebusters Grey into submission)
Next!

*summons the real Samus into the pub, makes her a proxy (bestowing upon her a Divine Rank of 1), and then dominates her with Control Creatures*
*carnage ensues*

(still Wavebusters the real Samus into submission)

~somehow deprives JYAP of missiles, thus rendering him unable to use the Wavebuster~

~Grey is down, but not out, and he gets up and fires the Plasma beam at the actual Samus, with the rest of the team bombarding her with Super Missiles~

Damn you.
(slams cannon into Toss,then retrieves his stolen missiles)
(Flamethrowers Grey instead of Wavebustering him)
(then pulls out gatling gun and tears through Green)

~suddenly, three Corellian Gunships come out of Hyperspace and beat the hell out of JYAP with their many missiles~

~Grey is charred and his armor is darker now~

Grey: YOU MADE ME BLACK! DIE!!!

~Grey tackles JYAP and beats the crap out of him~

*eats popcorn while viewing the battle from a remote, undisclosed location*
*presses Big Red Button*
*Death Star annihilates the planet the sprites are on, destroying everyone*
*planetary fragments breach the hulls of the Corellian Gunships, causing explosive decompression*

(looks at all the missiles coming at him)
(places a homing beacon on Grey and runs)
(Grey is blown away)

~at the last second compromises cheese, placing Peppy in place of him and placing himself in a Mon Calamari Cruiser along with 50 Corellian Gunships preparing to attack the Death Star from behind where the superlaser can't get them~

~the fleet comes out of hyperspace and the gunships attack with their many missiles~

~according to Star Wars: Empire at War, missiles can pierce shields and the sheer number of them should be able to do some damage despite the heavy armor on the Death Star~

*Death Star explodes, destroying Toss and his fleet*

How handy.
(reclaims pub after disposing remaining Samuses)

~the fleet jumped to hyperspace the moment the Death Star exploded, so he is safe~

*returns from undisclosed location*
*kicks JYAP in the shin really hard and claims the pub as his own*

(throws Monkey in Halfwing's new WC map)
(Monkey is one of the mechanical slaves a tester just commanded to attack a giant)
(the slave has 1 HP)
(meanwhile,out of nowhere,Kirbies come and destroy Toss's fleet with assorted weapons)

DAMMIT!

~the few missiles spewn from the Corellian Gunships that hit the Kirbies incinerate them~

~meanwhile, Corellian Corvettes, armed with anti-fighter guns, easily shoot down swarms of Kirbies~