I am now taking over this pub.

(glances at Toss's post)

~smacks self, who seems to be JYAP~

Fool!

~smacks again~

Stop!

~smack~

Editing!

~smack~

My!

~smack~

Posts!

~smack~

Exclamationpoint

~smack~

Well you do a great job of owning yourself...

How predictable.

~guns down his ability to edit posts~

~stabs himself with explosive dagger that upgrades JYAP's ability to edit~

Well,if you want to keep killing yourself,my work here is done then.

Yes...that's why I stabbed myself. Myself being you.

O Rly Phool?

Yes. Myself being you, you being JYAP.

~puts a lock with no key on this post with an Open Lock DC of 255 and 20s disabled~

Fine. I won't affect that post. Your other post though...

Well, it seems we shall have a new breed of insanity war...THE EDIT WAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ~shot~