I am now taking over this pub.

~Pwnage (my guy in Battlefront II) pops out and fires Elite Rifle @ Demon Launcher Missiles~

(Elite Rifle shots die on contact)
(one missile retargets and kills Pwnage)

~Pwnage respawns as a sniper, sniping the missiles~

(sniper bullets die on contact)
(another missile retargets and nails Pwnage)

Play as Obi-Wan? 30
Play as Obi-Wan? 29
Play as Obi-Wan? 28
Play as Obi-Wan? 27

~plays as Obi-Wan~

~throws lightsaber at missile~

(lightsaber dies on contact)
(guess what happens)

~lightsabers can't really die since they're not living~
~same for blaster bolts~
~and sniper shots~

(then again,this is an insanity topic)
(when have the rules of physics applied?)

~In that case, JYAP's scout transforms into something small & heavy since the laws of physics do not exist~

(which is the same thing as it was before)