Throw a random object at the next poster!

Owowowowowowowow!
(Freezies next poster)

*is freezied*
*thaws*
*throws a thunderstone at the next poster*

(whips out baseball bat)
(swings,smashing the thunderstone into the GROUND next to the next poster)

*thunderstone 'splodes*

Huh? What? That loud noise must have deafened me.

*is deaf, and and slightly dumber for it*
*puts in hearing aid, but it doesn't work*
*throws it at the next poster*

(hit on head)
Ow!
(whips out sword-chucks,throws them at next poster)

*is chucked*
*chucks num-chucks... at the next poster*

What the hell's a num-chuck?
(a ninja flips down and throws several kunai at the next poster)

You've never seen Napoleon Dynamite? You should, it's funny.

*is perforated by kunai*
*is actually a tree stump*

Ha! Substitution jutsu!

*hurls a number of senbon at the next poster's vital areas*

What vital areas? I'm undead!
(flings a fireball at next poster)

~Arbiter recalls Felonious to Planet Bob, where he is ganged by specks~

~is still burnt by flower~

Old times, yo.

~takes shell, lights on fire, throws at next poster~