I am now taking over this pub.

~counters with...~

SHORYUKEN!

~resulting in a magical-lock thingy until Protoss119 (my character from KOTOR II) comes in and throws his silver lightsaber through JYAP's bones~

(which is what happens as the lightsaber passes through me harmlessly)
Wow...
(a burrowed Crypt Fiend pops up,grabs Toss,and burrows again)
(insta-kill)

Speaking of which,add JYAP@USEast to your buddy list. You're not playing the same game as me,so you have to add the @USEast part.

Shweetness! I'll do it right away!

~respawns~

~uses Force Pull to pull the lightsaber to him~

~ignites, stabs Crypt Fiend~

(except Toss is next to water)
(a Naga Myrmidon drags him under)

~magically puts on scuba suit with inexhaustable oxygen supply~

(the Naga Myrmidon uses his awesome trident to destroy the air tank)

~teleports out of the Naga Myrmidon's grasp~

~appears in pub & like some sort of Jedi plays it stealthfully~

(the WANTED posters with your name on it don't help)
(nor do the fact billions of bucks is on your head)
(and the pub is occupied by all sorts of evil bounty hunters)
(you should know what happens)

Surpisingly, they're not on Monkey this time.

Bah, screw this.

~blows up the pub~

~reconstructs pub and claims as own~

(the evilization of the pub made it damage-proof)