Throw a random object at the next poster!

(regrabs it)
Ha ha!
(somehow throws the Shire at next poster)

*overruns the Shire with Nazgul and Uruk-hai*
*casts ever-watchful gaze of the Eye of Sauron at the next poster*

(snipes Eye)
Sauron: ARGH! I'M ****IN BLIND!
(the Riders of Rohan trample next poster)

~thinks quickly, a little too quickly, causing his brain to explode~

~radioactive bits of brain cover the Riders of Rohan who turn into mutants, attacking the next poster~

*Toxie, the Toxic Avenger, kills the mutated Riders of Rohan and throws his mop at the next poster*

Hey,I liked that game!
(a helicopter from the same game gets in the way and is hit,exploding on next poster)

*is wearing explosion-proof underwear*
*is incinerated in the conflagration, leaving behind a pile of ash and a pair of My Little Pony boxers*
*a pomeranian runs by and grabs the boxers, kicking ash into the face of the next poster*

Great. Now ash is on my bones.
(freezes pomeranian)
(chucks the One Ring at the next poster)
(which has the side effect of Gollum chasing said ring)

Oooh, purdy ring.

~sees Gollum after him~

~screams and runs for the hills, oblivious to the fact that there are no hills~

~head explodes in a massive shockwave that hits the next poster~

*is hit by shockwave*

Hey, what's this?

*picks up ring*
*sees a rampaging Gollum running after it*

GAH!

*puts on ring*

The precious! Where's the precious?!? We must haves it!

*kicks Gollum at the next poster*