I am now taking over this pub.

~Death Star fires at Reflect's very existence at the last second and blows it up, causing a time reversal resulting in the destruction of Char~

(except Sarda is tired to death of the Death Star(pun intended) and erases it and its projectile from existance)

~Which is why Death Star II gets constructed and blows up Sarda~

(which is also promptly erased along with the blueprints and any notion of it)

~Death Star III, IV, & V blow up Sarda~

(but there are no more blueprints and no one can even think about it now,therefore the Death Star has ceased to exist)

~That's where the Life Star comes into play~

~Life star is exactly like the Death Star, except it's created by some bimbo who has no idea what the Death Star was~

~Proceeds to blow up Sarda~

Note: Anything about the Life Star, including the Life Star itself, is non-canon.

(Sarda is pissed now)
(Protoss explodes,regenerates,explodes,regenerates...)
(the Life Star and ANYTHING relating to the Death Star in name,function,shape,or whatever,will explode on completion)
(meanwhile,back on the topic of the pub,the pub is now a giant fortress with awesome villainy spires jutting out)

~Sarda is crushed by a giant mallet for imba~
~teleports inside the fort- err, pub~
~throws JYAP out of the pub~

(teleports back in,Hadokens Protoss out)