Throw a random object at the next poster!

How am I thrown into myself?
(a scientist shoots a logic blast at the next poster)

*is wearing a Helm of Paradox*
*logic beam reflects as an illogic beam, confusing the next poster*

This statement is false.

Enemy JYAP is confused!

Enemy JYAP hit himself in the confusion!

(takes 23 damage)

Enemy JYAP throws his flatscreen monitor at the next poster!

*grabs flatscreen monitor and sells it on eBay*
*buys Diet Snapple with the proceeds and pockets the rest*
*tastes like crap*
*throws Diet Snapple at the next poster*

(turns it into a can of 7-Up)
(drinks it)
Yay.
(throws empty can at next poster before making it explode,sending shrapnel everywhere)

~plays kick the can~

~the moment he kicks it, it explodes~

~throws Robotech: Invasion at next poster, making him/her play long hours of it~

(beats game in 5 minutes)
(can go through certain games in 3 days)
(throws a mind-control device at next poster,forcing him/her/it/pie to play Gauntlet Seven Sorrows for all eternity)

That game SUCKED. It killed everything that made Gauntlet Gauntlet. For starters,melee actually became USEFUL and BETTER than shooting. They removed every single fun powerup. No more gas mask,phoenix familiar(or any familiar for that matter),it,fire breath,lightning shield,whatever. Its only plus was online play,and even then,who gives a ****?

"Warrior needs food badly."
"Wizard shot the food."

You bastard! You bloody bastard!

"Your life force is running out."

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

"Warrior...is about to die!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*throws Mountain Dew and Cheetos at the screen, then hurls a string of obscenities at the next poster*

lol
ARGH! MY VIRGIN NONEXISTANT EARS!
(takes out The Grid bullhorn,fires on next poster)
(bullhorn shoots a TON of cusses,faster than the speed of all DOTAers combined)

Meh, nothing I haven't heard in South Park:BLU or a Kevin Smith movie.

*realizes he's deaf again*

Stupid bullhorn! *grabs bullhorn from JYAP and throws it at the next poster*