I am now taking over this pub.

~is recalled to Char at the last second~

~finds himself near a Cerebrate~

~has some fun killing the Cerebrate while it ressurects itself over and over and over...~

(Cerebrate evolves,gains abilities similiar to that of a Hatchery)
(larva pop out,evolve into Ultralisks,murder Toss)

~see, that's why Toss gets 255 upgrades for the Psi Blade~
~Ultralisks are decimated, continues to have fun slicing Larvae & the Cerebrate~

(one of the larvae get inside Toss's brain)
(instant assimilation)

Oooh, tingly...

Overmind (From Larva): AAwaken, my child, and ~insert forgotten part here~. Know that I am the Overmind, and that you have been created to serve-

Ah shaddup. ~somehow gets Larva out of brain with hand~ Here, you have it. ~Arbiter recalls it to Evil Undead Lair in Florida~

Awesome!
(kills larva)
(revives it)
(has undead larva morph into undead drone,which morphs into a undead hatchery)
(eventually gains a undead Zerg army)
Thanks for the gift!
(undead Zerg destroy the living Zerg with their immunities)

~halts the Zerg invasion before it starts~

~coverts the undead zerg to the light and they pass over to heaven~

(TINK)
(no effect)
(the undead zerg eat Toss,then destroy the living Zerg,then France)

~clone is eaten alive~

~real me watches as Char is devastated~

~orders Death Star to fire on Char~

CARBUNCLE! I CHOOSE YOU!
(Carbuncle Reflects the blast back at the Death Star)