Throw a random object at the next poster!

*insurgent explodes prematurely, covering the next poster with chunky terror*

JYAP: Immune to chunky terror.
(ninja flip kicks a giant anchor somehow into the next poster)

~the anchor disappears mysteriously~
~'cause Batman stole it and is using it as a makeshift crossbow, firing SWG generic items from it at the next poster~
~quotes more stuff from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny~

*Superman absorbs the blows*
*Batman runs out of ammo and throws his makeshift crossbow at Superman*
*Superman ducks and the anchor goes flying at the next poster*

~is taping all of this with his new video cam he got for his B-day when all of a sudden, is hit with Anchor~
~mutant killer birdies from planet Bob fly around and attack the next poster~

(gets Boba Fett to dispose of them)
(a Time Crisis machine appears in front of me with the next poster on the screen as a enemy)
(one Action! later,and 200 machinegun rounds are flying his way)

~panics, throwing Gurab Troopers in the way of the bullets~

~throws a Royal Command Battloid at the next poster~

ZOMG!

*eats Royal Command Battloid, then gets major indigestion*
*rips a heinous fart at the next poster*

Undead don't get noses.
(undead ninja attack next poster)

*casts Halt Undead*
*picks up JYAP and throws him into the next poster*