The Lurker's Schedule

~throws Wing out of time itself~

(but you're dead)

~not really, had cast ressurect on himself a while back~

(which failed)

~had reversed time and made it succeed~

(but you're dead)

Great. What my science teacher has turned into can be described by two quotes.

Fox: So Andross,you reveal your true form!

Marine: Oh my God,he's whacked.

Yup. My science teacher has become my last year's computer teacher 2.0. I'm not gonna go into details,but it's scary.

~some cleric did it~

For some reason, our reputations are both 18 which means either mine went up or yours went down. Check your User CP.

You guys have sooo many posts because you spam nonsense into EVERY thread you get your hands on :/ its a shame really because the number of serious posts you guys have made is less than 10%

And your point is, Halfwing?

Wing,you don't relax a single bit. Chill and get in the fray. It's boring owning Toss.

(the cleric is one of my skeleton minions)

~thanks the skeletal minion then exterminates him because he is no longer useful to me~

~whacks Halfwing with one of his bones~

Im relaxed all the time Jyap i just find more important things to do with my time. like speak to my girlfriend. When you find the Girl you want to marry you will understand

Still gives you no right to yell at us randomly.

(but whatever the skellie rezzes becomes a skellie too)

I don't even want a GF (or a BF if such by your jurisdiction makes me gay), so ha.

~buys replacement flesh~

(replacement flesh is that of a kobold)
Hey,you'll like being a skeletal lurker. The ability to reanimate yourself and the fringe benefits far outweigh the heavy charisma penalty.

But that means I can't attack you in an insanity war. And since you're the only one that I war with anyway...

Wheeee! I'm an infested Kobold!

~goes stabbing people with an infested poison short sword +5~

O_o

(infested reaver blows up Toss)

~explosion flings him into JYAP~

(ducks under flying lurker corpse that is Toss)

~somehow homes in on JYAP~

(jumps on Toss Mario-style,kicks him at a Koopa)

~insert Lurker dying sound here~

~reintegrates, throws lightsaber at JYAP~

(lightsaber explodes since Toss isn't being original)

Lightsaber: Immune to asploding by anything short of being shot.

And that means with anything, BTW...

But it didn't asplode. It exploded.

Same difference.

I will frag you if you don't post in the RPG Game at DotD.

Anyways.
(machine-gun reaver opens fire on Toss)

~dojzlykgoku~

~infests Reaver, turns it to his side~

(reaver was already infested and on my side)

~except more zerg components get added to turn the Reaver to my side~

~Galvatron fires on JYAP with a mega-uber machine gun~

(Optimus Prime kicks Galvatron's butt cause the good guys always win)
(adds even more zerg parts,such that any more and the reaver would become a mechanical ultralisk and thus worthless to argue over)

Galvatron: WTF H4X- ~arse kicked~

~Unicron blows Prime up~

~removes those zerg components~

(which reallies the reaver with me,so you get blown up)
(Unicron is eaten by Galactus)

~as in, all the components except mine get removed~

~4 more Unicrons (!) and the polar opposite of Primus appear and blast Galactus~

(except in comes Chuck Norris)
(one roundhouse later,the Unicrons crumble on top of Toss and the reaver)

~of course, following Chuck Norris is the swarm of heroes/villains described in Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny which kick him in his cowboy ass~

(except this is the TRUE Chuck Norris)
(one glance and everyone(Except Gandalf)declares war on each other)
(Gandalf decides to go save Frodo instead)

~Chuck Norris gets hit by Darth Vader's lightsaber by accident~

Accident: I had nothing to do with it! Err...~hides Vader's lightsaber behind back~

(the lightsaber and Accident explode upon seeing Chuck Norris)

~except the lightsaber doesn't have eyes and thus can't see Norris~