>.< ive been having major connection issues for days it took 1 hour to gload the site and 1 more hour to post one reply doing a mini game that deal with posts within SECONDS would be hard
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>.< ive been having major connection issues for days it took 1 hour to gload the site and 1 more hour to post one reply doing a mini game that deal with posts within SECONDS would be hard
Sorry man, I've been really really busy with some stuff. I've got LOTS of homework, well reading, that I have to do. To be perfectly honest I shouldn't be on posting my excuse for not posting before O_o. But oh well, I'm kinda sleepy and right now I forget what regis can do anyways, or what he's supposed to do. I'll try to return if school lightens any.
P.S. Also another thing keeping me is we've got exchange students...
he he he, I personally have a keen interest in the italian one, but thats just me, oh yeah, and other various activites that I stupidly signed up for actually require me to do more than game.
:(
(zaps mini games)
We'll call the vault a success and the duel a 3-4 hit success.
Got 500 gold!
Scar got 1 Magic!
(post away on your shopping)
AAAAAAARGH!!!
(draws hammer)
(enters SSBM style hammer rage with appropriate music)
(WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM)
Really guys,I can find the time to do whatever even though I got school. Why can't you?
try ripping a muscle in my leg and 6 days of phys therapy -.- and *signs emoticon out* im probably gonna b absent a bit
Seith,I'm really annoyed now. You haven't done ANYTHING at all. How can you play NWN yet not even bother with this?
Oh,Al? You can sign up too. This will be awhile,and it's not likely either will get anything done. And Dredoc,if you're reading this and you find me on Eternal,you can tell me your actions there,including character creation.
Items I Left Out Because No One Can Use Them ATM:
Pine Bow:Attack value of 2,ranged.
Shuriken:+1 speed,attack value of 2,ranged.
Rod:Magic +1,attack value of 1.
Axe:Attack value of 6.
Wooden Axe/Sword/Shuriken:Attack value of 3/2/1,shuriken ranged.
</starters>
Oak Bow:Attack value of 3,ranged.
Slicer:+1 speed,attack value of 3,ranged.
Staff:Magic +1,attack value of 2.
Cleaver:Attack value of 8,Accuracy -3.
Wooden Cleaver/Blade/Slicer:Add 1 point to above wooden weapons in attack.
Crossbow:Attack value of 5,ranged,-1 speed.
Spinner:+2 speed,attack value of 3,ranged,hits second target for half damage.
Gem Rod:Magic +2,attack value of 2.
Seraph Staff:Magic +1,attack value of 1,adds 1 point more to all heals.
Terra Axe:Attack value of 7,earth element,-2 speed,-2 accuracy
Bokuto:Speed+1,Attack value of 4. Trivia:A bokuto is a wooden katana.
</EB shop>
Oh,at the time of this post,I edited the Berserker class. It isn't so retarded now. I also added the Monk class and the Priest class.
*does what is expected of him*
forgive my stupidity in this, but I'm still not sure exactly whats expected of me.
*hopes we can assume I did what was expected of me*
never meant to annoy you :D
I'm not sure what abilities monks have or what special abilites they get, so I might swap some points depending on what you give them. I don't really get the accuracy thing either. I mean, if you hit when your accuracy is lower than the time, why wouldn't you want it as low as possible? And does it count both digits or just 0-9? It would seem nearly impossible to miss with an accuracy of 4 (you would only miss on 0, 1, 2 or 3 assuming the other guy doesn't have any evade) if it was both, but if it is only the single digits then how does that work with double digit accuracies, like 12+? Or am I just reading it wrong? It made sense the first time i read it, so maybe it's just the lack of sleep getting to me. On second thought, I'll wait to post stats and such till after I get a better understanding of the combat system.
Normal:
:|
-|-
/ \
Attacking (fists of fury!):
:x
-|«”„”„
/ \
Hit:
-:o
~|~
-/ \
Getting wasted:
:whisky:
---`-|~
-`--/ \
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT
(asplodes)
You have things confused. Accuracy needs to be higher,and it counts both seconds. So Accuracy of 12 means you hit if your time on posting is 12 or less.
Your Emoticon is wrong. See my sample and the others.
Oh,for the skills?
Monk:
Level 1:Focus(passive):Your weapon formula is Strengthx1.5.
Level 2:Transfer:Trade 1 HP for a 3 HP heal on a ally. 1 TP.
Level 3:Sweep Kick:Half Strength Damage to one enemy,-2 speed inflicted. 1 TP.
Level 4:Meditate:Recover 2 HP per TP spent. # TP.
Level 5:Ki Shot:Fire a ranged attack using half your strength. 3 TP.
Level 6:Spin Kick:Powerful melee attack at 2x your weapon formula. 3 TP.
Level 7:Energize:Trade 1 TP for a 2 TP heal on a ally. 1 TP.
Level 8:Greater Focus(passive):Your weapon formula is Strengthx2.
Level 9:Throw:Chuck a enemy into another enemy for damage equal to your strength. 4 TP.
Level 10:Harden(passive):See skill in page one.
Promotion Branches:
Judo Warrior:Expands on Throw.
Kickboxer:Expands on Spin/Sweep Kick.
Black Belt:Stronger base attacks.
Shaman:Better heal skills.
While I'm at it...better do Priest.
Level 1:Heal Bullet:Restores HP equal to 1/4 your magic. 1 TP.
Level 2:Bless:Enhances any stat by 1 for 3 turns. 1 TP.
Level 3:Heal Shot:Restores HP equal to 1/3 your magic. 2 TP.
Level 4:Divine Ray:Inflicts damage equal to 1/2 your magic. Enemy Noobs take double damage. 2 TP.
Level 5:Heal Ray:Restores HP equal to 1/2 your magic. 3 TP.
Level 6:Heal Wind:Party heal for 1/4 magic. 3 TP.
Level 7:Heal Burst:Restores HP equal to 2/3 your magic. 4 TP.
Level 8:Revive:Restores a KOed ally to full health,but leaves him with 1/6 his HP. 4 TP.
Level 9:Heal Blast:Restores HP equal to your magic. 5 TP.
Level 10:Turn:Attempts to repel any noobs in battle. Enemy noobs make a roll VS the priest's level/2 +priest's magic/2. Same formula for noobs. If the noob wins the roll,no effect. If the priest does,noob loses 1/2 his HP and 1 to all stats. If the priest roll is 1.5 times higher than the noob's,the noob is destroyed utterly. Stupid noobs. 5 TP.
Promotion Branches:
Cleric:MORE HEALZORS
Archpriest:Better Bless.
Seeker:Better Divine Ray.
Raiser:Better Revive.
Noobslayer:Better Turn.
Happy? Now GET TO WORK SLAVES!
P.S. You did what was expected of you? Ok then.
Bought Items:
Slim Dagger
Hardened LEather
Book of Thiefly Prowess
Scan Probe(I forgot to mention it was 50 gold)
Total:380 gold.
Regis reads the Book of Thiefly Prowess!
Regis learned Skulk!
Skulk(passive):When the battle begins,there's a chance the rogue will flank the enemy.
Regis used Scan Probe!
JYAP,Regis,Scar,and Dredoc(along with Monk when he joins)learned Scan!
Scan:Allows user to scan enemy for stats. 1 TP.
Regis' Stats:
(insert stats from page 2 here)
Equipment:Slim Dagger:+8 accuracy,attack value of 3
Hardened Leather:+3 Defense.
Skills:Pick Pocket,Skulk,Scan.
I'd rather not take forever,so...
Shadowed Orb=BOUGHTZORS
20 gold left. :razz:
(cue Scar equipping it)
Next part of the story:
Dredoc:Ok,we got the gear,now can we go?
JYAP:Sure.
(WARP WARP WARP)
In Eternal...
Good Base.
Barrey:So we've lost 3 more men,correct?
Reaper:Yup. We're not faring too well. The pros aren't here.
(THUD THUD THUD)
Scar and Company:(land)Owww...
Barrey:Dredoc! So you got help?
Dredoc:Yup,although one of them has a foot in front of me.
Regis: :-x
Dredoc:Anyways,what's the situation?
Barrey:We're losing too many good players. Their superior numbers are overwhelming us. We did manage to recruit a small amount of players,but the noobs are too many.
JYAP:What if we split up and lead a squadron to fight?
Barrey:Sounds good. Here's the map.
STORY GAME
It's war out there. You need to reclaim Eternal War and destroy the noobs. Here's the lowdown:There's a 10x7 grid. I'm not going to do ASCII,so too bad. Anyways,you need to defeat the enemy general,who's commanding the other enemies. Worse,there's noob generals that boost the stats of all noobs. You'll need to take them out too. So here's the deal. The enemy noobs are positioned at:
B-5:Noob x2
B-3:Noob x2
C-7:Tchatcho,Noob x2
C-1:Noob x3
C-4:Laser Noob,Noob
C-2:Moron
B-6:1337 Noob,Noob x2
D-4:Trazzac
D-2:1337 Noobx2
D-7:Shield Noob,Noobx2
E-2:Cara,Laser Noob
E-5:Fencing Noob
F-3:Lightsaber Noob
F-7:Cheese Master,Noobx3
G-3:Noobx5
G-4:Pruragor
H-1-7:Noobx2
I-4:Beam Noob
J-4:Bregor
Key Spots:
A-4:Almuric and Barrey,Good Base
A-3:Scar's starting spot
A-5:Regis' starting spot
A-2:Dredoc's starting spot
A-6:JYAP's starting spot
A-1:Monk's starting spot
D-4:Ballista(allows a free attack on a enemy)
J-4:Evil Base
E-2:Treasure Chest
C-2:Treasure Chest
F-7:500 Gold
JYAP:How horribly one-sided.
Almuric:Disregard my otherworldly DM healing skills. Please.
Moving next to Almuric will cause him to heal you.
Barrey:Plus,we sent some probes to analyze the generals.
Tchatcho
16 HP
6 Strength
0 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
20 Accuracy
0 Evade
Skills:Cleave:Does double damage to 1 opponent.
Trazzac
30 HP
6 Strength
6 Defense
4 Speed
4 Magic
32 Accuracy
4 Evade
Skills:Cross Slash:See JYAP's.
Fire Bolt:Fire-element damage to 1 target.
Arrogance(passive):JYAP deals 3 extra damage VS Trazzac.
(Trazzac is supposed to be hard. Don't worry if you die fighting him.)
Cara
14 HP
5 Strength
4 Defense
2 Speed
3 Magic
20 Accuracy
0 Evade
Skills:Heal:Self-heal for light amount.
Cheese Master
6 HP
1 Strength
2 Defense
6 Speed
10 Magic
4 Accuracy
0 Evade
Skills:Phantasmal Killer:Slays the opponent instantly. Must wait 1 turn to recharge.
Zap Bolt:Lightning element attack
Little Bastard...(Passive):JYAP does not miss fighting him,and is immune to PK.
Bregor
30 HP
7 Strength
6 Defense
1 Speed
0 Magic
32 Accuracy
0 Evade
Skills:Man,you are pathetic!:Lowers enemy stats.
You frickin noob...(Passive):All Elemental Battlegrounds residents deal double damage fighting him.
Barrey:Here's the info on your allies:
Adventurer
10 HP
2 TP
3 Strength
2 Defense
3 Speed
2 Magic
20 Accuracy
3 Evade
Skills:Cross Slash:See JYAP.
Fire Bolt:Fire Element attack dealing damage equal to your magic. 1 TP.
(>#_#)>==+----
Archer
6 HP
2 TP
2 Strength
1 Defense
5 Speed
0 Magic
28 Accuracy
4 Evade
Skills:Leg Shot:If it hits,-3 speed to target. 1 TP.
(>#_#)>>
Priest
4 HP
4 TP
1 Strength
1 Defense
3 Speed
10 Magic
4 Accuracy
0 Evade
Skills:See the priest skills and insert the first two here.
(>#_#)>/
Barrey:There's enough for 2 people a person. You can command them however you wish. Now get going!
P. P. S. You can only move 1 square a turn. Multiple players can fight the same opponent,causing a pincer situation. Dredoc and JYAP move after Regis and Scar. Anyways,pick your two backup guys and save Eternal War!
P. P. P. S. That's a long P.S. O_o
But you said... aw forget it. It works the way I expected it to.
So we all have to be Kirby clones? Bugger.
Normal:
o(-_-)o
Attacked:
\(><)/
Level up:
^(*_*)^
I'll work on the stats tomorrow. I have to get up early for a dental appointment and need my beauty sleep. Trust me.
My sig Kirby doesn't like you now. Look what you did.
(needs to get ahold of Dredoc)
(needs to log on more often)
(needs to stop using these kinds of phrases so much)
(needs to stop using that phrase)
(needs to nix the last two phrases)
(needs to STFU)
(does)
Good to know you're signing up. :D I can finally relax about my char!
Oh,BTW,if you wish,you can give orders to JYAP and Dredoc.
You have too much time on your hands.
Why not do something useful, like learn to program? Then you can write up a program so everyone can just play the game and not give a damn about the rule system ><
I'm too bloody lazy to learn programming.
Haven't you fixed the spawns yet?
(decides to get something useful done)
JYAP takes a Archer and a Priest,and moves forward one square.
BATTLE!!!
.................................................. ...........................................1337
(>#_#)>/ (>#_#)>> (>o_o)>==+-------- <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <(0_0<)
HP 4.............HP 6..........HP 10.....................HP 6.........HP 6.......HP 4
Archer's turn!
Archer attacks Noob 1!
(>#_#)>> --->(>_<)
..........................HP 2
JYAP's turn!
JYAP executes Cross Slash!
.................................................. .................................1337
(>o_o)>==+------- ))))))(X_X))))))(>_<)))))1337'd<(0_0<)
TP 2......................................HP 0.......HP 2...................TP 3
Priest's turn!
Priest uses Bless on JYAP!
Priest blessed Defense!
Noob's turn!
Noob attacks JYAP!
(U_U)<(0_0<)
HP 9
1337 Noob's turn!
1337 Noob uses Insult on Priest!
(U_U)hahahahahahaha^(0_0^)
TP 0..............................TP 2
Archer's turn!
Archer shoots Noob!
(>>_<)>> (0_0) --->
...................(miss)
JYAP's turn!
JYAP executes Cross Slash!
(>o_o)>==+------- )))))(X_X))))))(X_X)
TP 1..............................HP 0........HP 0
Victory!
Got 30 gold!
JYAP got 30 exp!
The party got 5 exp!
Your guys' turn.
Ok, I lied. I have friends and family visiting over the weekend before my wife's surgery and need to spend time "entertaining" them. I suspect this means dressing up in a gorrilla outfit with lederhosen and a giant foam finger and going around doing interpretive dance to polka. I hate giant foam fingers.
ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
Anyways.
Dredoc:I wonder who I should pick-ow!
Noob With Mutation Virus Arrow:ZOMG I WONZORS-(is shot)
(>>_>)>> ---> <['']>
Everyone else:O_o
HP: 6 (3)
TP: 1 (1)
Strength: 4 (4)
Defense: 2 (4-2)
Speed: 3 (3)
Magic: 1 (1)
Accuracy: 12 (3)
Evade: 4 (1+3)
If I can leave magic at 0 (and let's be honest, monks with "magic"?) without the penalty, put it in Accuracy instead. It seems like such a waste for something I'll never use.
Bring on the NOOBlets!
Sounds good enough.
(takes out golf club)
FORE!
(whacks point in magic into Accuracy)
Anyways,read the giant block of text to see what you have to do now.
JYAP:So where's-
Monk(name plz!):(lands on JYAP with motorcycle)Sorry I'm late!
JYAP:...you...don't...have...a...motorcy...cle...o w...
Rock on! So what gear does Hung So Lo (my lecherous monk) get to start? Better yet, if I get to buy stuff at the handy dandy shop, how much cash do I have? No point in going around naked unless I just want to impress the ladies. And what weapons are available to monks (I'm assuming there is a limitation)? My guy is particularly fond of hand-to-hand and staffs.
You start with:
Clothes:Keep you from being naked.
That's it.
Fair enough.
Just a few more things to clear up, I promise. Do you attack adjacent squares or do you occupy the square first, then attack the people in it? If adjacent, then I move Hung to A-2 with Dredoc and attack the Noobs in B-3. If occupy, then I move Hung and Dredoc to B-2 and sit and have some tea and crumpets.
Next question: what are Dredocs stats and emoticons? I can't seem to find them, aside from the attack emoticon - (>>_>)>> -->
Last question: how do you know if you hit or not when the seconds isn't listed on the time the post was made? Is it honor system or what? It seems like it would be impossible to miss if you just wait till the time is <= your accuracy.
I think that should do it. Lots of stress + little sleep = a Monk that doesn't think too well.
Occupy the square,then attack. Don't forget to pick two henchmen. And Dredoc's stats are in the guest area under the Hello All thread.
In which case Dredoc and I share the aforementioned tea and crumpets with an adventurer and priest in B-2. Bring it bitches.
JYAP moves to C-5,then to D-4.
CUTSCENE
(>o_o)>==+------ ------+==<(*_*<)
Trazzac:Oh,it's you...hello lamer...
JYAP:Ok,why am I a lamer? Actually,this is getting nowhere. Can we call some sort of truce? Because this is really tiring.
Trazzac:Fair enough. Those noobs were getting annoying anyways...
END CUTSCENE
Trazzac has left the battlefield...
ANOTHER CUTSCENE
Noob A:Sir,Trazzac has deserted us! What do we do?
Bregor:Send in Mata Elfos.
END CUTSCENE
J-3:Mata Elfos
JYAP operates the ballista!
C-7...
(THUNK)
---(X_X)--->
.....HP 0
Noob died!
JYAP gets 7 exp!
I think I'll allow attacking a noob in a adjacent square.
Hung moves to B-2!
(>#_#)>/ o(-_-)o (>#_#)>==+------ <(0_0<) <(0_0<)
Dredoc moves with Hung to B-2!
(>#_#)>/ o(-_-)o (>#_#)>==+------ <(0_0<) <(0_0<) <['']> <(?_?<) <(?_?<)(I need Dredoc's henchmen please!)
PINCER'D.
Command?
Dredoc gets a priest and an adventurer. Since we both get our own henchies (I thought we had to share) I'll take a priest and an archer instead of the adventurer. Now that that's taken care of... SMITE them! Everyone attacks.
Noobs' turn!
Noobs run away in utter fear!(Total ownage. I'm not gonna bother with everything.)
Monk and Dredoc get 14 Exp and 20 Gold!
FIELD
Mata Elfos moves forward 1 to I-3.
Tchatcho moves to D-6,then to D-5.
CUTSCENE
(>o_o)>==+------ ------(==<(<@_@)
JYAP:Tchatcho...you idiot...
Tchatcho:...
JYAP:Always were mute. You really should learn to attack your own level. Alright boys,have fun with the noob.
Archer:Kekeke...
(>#_#)>/ (>#_#)>> <(0_0<)
Archer's turn!
Noob:Can we talk this out?
Archer:No chance.
Archer attacks!
(>#_#)>> ---(X_X)-->
.......................HP 0,CRITICAL'D
(>o_o)>==+------ ------(==<(<@_@)
HP 10.....................................HP 16
JYAP's turn!
JYAP attacks!
(>o_o)>==+------(@_@)
...........................HP 10
Tchatcho's turn!
Tchatcho attacks JYAP!
(>o_o)>==+--------(parry)------(==<(<@_@)
JYAP attacks Tchatcho!
-------+==<(o_o>)
(>o_o)>==+---------(X_X)
..............................HP 0,CRITICAL'D.
(That was a spin slash.)
Tchatcho is vanquished!
The party earns 40 EXP!
The party gets 40 Gold!
E-5...
Fencing Noob dies due to Tchatcho's death!
The party gets 10 bonus EXP!
If you leveled,please do the math.
EXP for JYAP:106/100.
LEVEL UP!!!
JYAP gains +2 to Strength and +1 to Defense.
NEW STATS
HP 12
TP 4
Strength 5
Defense 2
Speed 2
Magic 1
Accuracy 16
Evade 0
JYAP learned Thrust!
Thrust:Hit one enemy for 1.5x damage. 1 TP.
The exp total:This battle,+21 exp for all but Dredoc/Monk(first battle),and the last battle for Dredoc/Monk.
Anyways. Back to the field.
Barrey:We've constructed a ballista!
B-2:Ballista
CUTSCENE
NPC Soldiers:FOR ETERNAL!
????:You ain't going nowhere.
(>#_#)> (>#_#)> (>#_#)> <(%_%<)
HP 6.........HP 6........HP 6..........HP 20
John's turn(s)!
John attacks three times!
(X_X)< (X_X)< (X_X)<(%_%<)
HP 0......HP 0.....HP 0
John has entered the battlefield...
C-7:John
John moves to B-7,then to A-6.
END CUTSCENE
Dammit Seith/Halfwingseen,post!!!
I'm going to be out of town for a wedding starting tonight. I'll be back on Monday night, barring tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis, or other acts of God. Have fun!
Ok. NOW I am pissed with the horrid lack of attendance.
I'm wondering right now if I should just stop this topic right now and give up on bothering with a RPG.
If I do,I don't think I'll be socializing with most of you. Except Monk,since he actually does something. And Dredoc.
Nevermind. After some very worrying car trouble in the middle of the interstate and a tow truck ride for 3 back home, it looks as though I'll probably be home for a while. A long while.
Don't give up yet. I like this game. Just make everyone else NPCs or make the scale smaller or something. Bring on the fist fodder!
Sorry man, this is the first time I've been on in a week. When I got back there were 44 unread post, thats alot. Sorry for my lack of attendence, but I've been busy + my uncle has had the computer room, so that also cuts my usage of the computer down to, whats nessicary for homework. My uncle just left this morning, but I'm still gonna be very busy. Also, I don't think your RPG is stupid, I just don't think its for me.
Fine then.
CUTSCENEAGE
Song Bird:Yay,we're here!
Arma:You didn't have to sing for all those hobos...
Song:But I like to sing! ^_^
Arma:Sigh...Magus,can we kill them all?
Magus:Yes. Just give me a moment...(warps to the future,comes back with a huge speaker and a microphone)Song Bird,can you do a curse song while holding this?
Song:OK! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Noob Generals(barring Mata Elfos and John and Cheese Master):ARGH!(eardrums pop,dies)
Summary:The pros are back. Noob General population dropping.
I HATE YOU ALL WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND DEAD MONKEYS. EVIL DEAD MONKEYS.
JYAP:You notice they aren't moving Barrey?
Barrey:Yeah...
JYAP:Hang on a second.(logs)
(near Bregor)
Bregor:You notice they aren't moving Mata?
Mata:Yea-BLARGH!
Rain:Hiiiii!
(>&_&)>----(X_X)-V <(O_O)
Bregor:WTF?
(>%_%)>-----V <(O_O<)
HP 60.................HP 30
Rain's turn!
Bregor:What are you?
Rain:The noobslayer supreme.
Rain uses Smite!
..................\ l l l /
(>&_&)>----(X_X)-V
TP 8.........../ l l l l \
.................HP -21
Bregor:Damn you...(teleports in the sneaky villain way)
The party gains 70 EXP and 210 Gold!
Meanwhile,on the field...
Generic Eternal War Soldiers:Bregor has fallen! ONWARDS!
Cheese Master:Too many...can't...PK...ARGH!(dies)
John:Take this imbeci-
Barrey:How does this work?(triggers ballista)
John:AGH!(dies)
The party gains 50 more EXP and 150 Gold for the deaths of the remaining generals!
VICTORY!(kinda)
Rain:That's that.
Dredoc:So where to-
Almuric:Joy. I've just recieved word Elemental has been attacked by the stragglers. To EB,I guess.
Rain:But I can't take this guy there! No fai-
Almuric:Done. Your char is imported.
Rain:(loads everyone in a cannon)TO EB!(fires)
Barrey:...they forgot the shops.(loads items into cannon,fires)
You guys are lame. Can't you post? Or even say you can't do this anymore? -_-
You mean I get to keep taking turns one right after another?
I give up.
FISSION MAILED
(stops topic...for now)
(will probably revive it later)
(gives Monk +$5 for the card game and the Jade card)
Jade:0 AP/DP,L8,Pro,can morph into any creature in either deck and assume the effects,AP/DP values,and the type of that creature and can unmorph and remorph at will. The Pro type stays constant.
*bummed about what had potential to be a great RPG getting shut down by lack of attendance*
*stoked about another 5 smackers and bitchin card*
Gotta take the good with the bad I guess.