I am now taking over this pub.

*evade x1000*
*brings Limbo to Sarda*
*the chaos claims his sanity*
*the lich queen Gith steals his soul*
*mindflayers devour his brains*
*githyanki children play with his entrails*

~sits back and eats popcorn with HK-47~

But Sarda didn't make Limbo.
(Limbo and all of its contents disappear)
(Sarda Toads Monk,then feeds him to something that eats frogs)

Turning me into a toad makes me morph into a Gurab Trooper and beat the living hell out of people.

*cast Enlarge Self*
*eats thing that east frogs, then eats Sarda*
*disappears for 2 weeks*

(a semi-universe reset randomly triggers)
(no one is allowed to deal with Sarda and Monk gets no evasion)
(meanwhile,shoots rabid zerglings out of siege tank cannons at Protoss)

~has multiple rabies shots for them, inserts as they fly into HK-47, who is being use as a shield~

HK-47: Irritated Statement: I hate you.

~unrabid Zerglings attack the Siege Tanks~

(siege tanks unsiege,run them over)
(a portal opens,and a Far Seer and about 5 grunts go rush Protoss's base)

~unfortunately, arbiters hide the huge number of Zealots & Dragoons~

Zealots: For Aiur!

~Grunts are Psi-bladed~

~meanwhile, because I have no idea how big the Far Seer is, Dragoons fire on him/her/it~

(the death of the Far Seer triggers a giant wave of Orcs and Tauren rushing down upon the foolish Protoss)
(Wyvern Riders nail the Arbiters with their spears as Troll Batriders throw some liquid fire at others before kamakaziing into them)
(9 Blademasters WW,flank Toss,and all attack,killing him almost instantly)