Throw a random object at the next poster!

~throws Tassadar's carrier into the flasks~

Tassadar: For AAIIIIIIUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- ~gasps for breath~ URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR- ~explodes~

~remains of Tassadar's carrier flies into next poster~

*channels Magneto to catch remains and form them into a giant statue of me*
*statue falls on next poster*

~the statue disappears mysteriously because Batman stole it and threw it at Jackie Chan who deflected it with his fist~

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny
Good Guys, Bad Guys, and Explosions, as far as the eye can see
Then, only one will survive, I wonder who that could be
This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny...

~song kills next poster~

*is deaf*

"What?"

*doesn't hear the oncoming train, which derails on impact and goes crashing into the next poster*

ZOMG I WONZORS- ~hit by train~

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.................

~the train crashes through a wall and just happens to fall really really really really really far down, like, say, 900 ft. down~

~such a distance discombobulates the next poster~

That's like, almost a million miles!

*is discombobulated*

*falls off the edge onto the next poster*

~is gloating, realizes that Felonious is going to fall on him~

Oh bloody he- ~krash~

~sees pretty stars which attack the next poster~

(catches star)
Cool!
(brings his sovenir from vacation)
(throws log cabin at next poster)
(realizes stars are ****in hot)
(then realizes he has no nerves)
(shrugs)

*throws Honest Abe at the log cabin, destroying both in a massive explosion*
*four score and seven stove top hats fly at the next poster*

(hats fall in wormhole,reappear in Iraq,burning holes of JUSTICE through terrorists)
(throws one of those wackos at next poster)