I am now taking over this pub.

Not a good idea...

~reccommends making the pub destructable again so that if Felonious got inside again, we could blow up the pub and kill him in the process~

(points out Monkey just blows it up from the outside and that no one can get in without my willing permission)

*blows it up from the outside*

(pub blows up)
This bites.
(reverses time to RIGHT before Monk blows it up)
(blows Monk up)

*takes JYAP and the pub with him*

(Sarda erases Monk from existance prior to exploding)

*is redrawn*
*draws mustache on Sarda, and a sign that says "I'm a big wussy girl that peepees in my pants all the time infinity."*
*erases JYAP's phylactery*

(has infinite backups)
(Sarda already had a mustache)
(he just settles for shoving you in an alternate dimension)

Now he has two.

Fool! You can't trap a planeswalker in an alternate dimension!

*casts Sarda into Limbo, where the writhing mass of living chaos engulfs him*

(casting Sarda into Limbo provokes a saving throw against his Will)
(he auto-saves)
(then destroys Monk with the power of a thousand Hadokens concentrated on him)