Throw a random object at the next poster!

~wears safety goggles~

~after all the radioactive stuff hits him, takes off his goggles and throws them at the next poster~

Oh, the goggles are covered in radioactive fire giant, too.

*is hit by radioactive fire giant goggles*
*the paradox rips a hole in the spacetime continuum and a ninja pirate zombie tyrannosaurus leaps at the next poster*

~is WTF'D~

Guess What? THE GREAT BATTLECRUISER RUSH!!!!!!!!!!11111one!!!11111

~50 or so Battlecruisers shoot down the Ninja Pirate Zombie Tyrannosaurus and the next poster~
~CCMU~

DAMN!

*is Yamato'd*
*blood spatter sprays all over the next poster, who I am assuming is going to be Toss*

~You are correct~

~throws Cursed Handaxe +4 at the blood and since it needs to be coated in blood to be effective, it becomes, well, effective~

~throws bloodied Cursed Handaxe +4 at the next poster~

I could be mistaken about the weapon; I need to find my DM guide.

*disjoins axe, which continues flying towards the next poster devoid of any magic enhancements*

~pauses time~

Hey, Deekin. Wanna learn how to fly with those wings?

Deekin: Sure, boss!

Hold on, lemme help you out...

~throws Deekin in front of the axe~

~the second Deekin is thrown, unpauses time~

~the axe & flying Deekin collide and Deekin is sliced in half~

~Deekin's defiled corpse flies at next poster~

*dodges the kobold's icky bits*
*casts The Dead Walk on his mangled corpse*
*hits him with a Brimstone Blast and instructs him to climb into a nearby catapault*
*a flaming, undead kobold bard goes rocketing into the next poster*

Gah! The DOOM song is stuck in my head now.

~dojz lyk goku~

~tumbles into next poster~

*doesn't get an AoO*
*launches a volley of acid flasks (12 per round with Haste, Quick Draw, and GTWF) at the next poster, dealing 10d6 damage with each thanks to sneak attack damage*