I am now taking over this pub.

~sews Boba's head back on~

~Boba Fett assassinates Satan~

*Satan ends up back in hell (where else is he going to go? Detroit?)*
*Boba Fett turns gun on himself and joins Satan shortly thereafter*

(still here)
(goes off to play WCIII)
(you really should play WCIII. My username there is JYAP. Go figure.)

~one catch - Satan is sent to Detroit, only caged in an inescapable cell in which nothing can pass through - get that? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!exclamationpoint1111111111one!!!!! !!!!!1111111111111~

*Satan wishes he was in hell*
*assumes control of pub since JYAP left to play freakin Warcraft*
*remembers he's going out of town for a week, so burns it down instead*

(a AntiFire triggers instead,and Monk incinerates)
(and there is nothing wrong with Warcraft! Come over here unless you're afraid!)

~does not have Warcraft~

(buy it you noob)
(and get The Frozen Throne expansion or you'll regret it)

~takes message, throws it at Felonious~

~hands fall off from being at Busch Gardens~

(still claims pub)
(has now established a giant guard force around the pub)
(and made it indestructible)