Throw a random object at the next poster!

(disks fly through bones)
Being undead ROCKS!
(then uses Kage Bunshin no Jitsu,creating several copies of me)
(all fling a giant ice bolt at next poster)

Ninja Art: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!

*fireball melts ice bolts and immolates the next poster*

~as he is very attuned to cold, he melts rapidly~

~the watery remains disintegrate the next poster~

I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world...

Throws a flying monkey at the next poster.

~counters by throwing a Zerg Lurker at the monkey~

~The Lurker burrows and shoots subterrainean spikes at the next poster~

Nuclear Launch Detected.

*Lurker gets vaporized along with the next poster*

~places Firebat in place of himself~

Firebat: Purdy...~cooks it with flamethrower, causing an explosion that consumes the firebat and the next poster~

*casts Shapechange and polymorphs into a fire giant*
*absorbs flame, but gets an unhealthy tan from the nuclear blast*
*tosses giant, radioactive warhammer at the next poster*
*hair falls out*

~is hit with Warhammer~

~after all the stars go away, finds out he is all glowy~

~touches next poster, causing him to disintegrate~

*disintegrates*
*reintegrates as a radioactive dust storm*
*blows glowing fire giant particulate in the eyes of the next poster, which is really annoying and kinda stings... also, it smells like foot*