I am now taking over this pub.

Stormtrooper: It's Monk himself! Get him!

~Imperial Star Destroyers pound the hell out of Monk followed by the march of a thousand AT-STs trampling him resulting in his death~

*being forced out of the pub rips it in twain, destroying everything nearby in a ginormous cataclysm*
*watches with interest from the Far Realm*

Well damn.

~builds Pub v. 1.03 and waits quietly for JYAP to take the throne~

(takes throne)
(meanwhile,Monk is catapulted into a DoTA game against Halfwingseen)
(he's dead,Jim)

*brings the madness of the Elder Gods with me, driving everything on this plane to insanity*

(God sees the Elder Gods trying to invade his world)
(smites the crap out of them)

~Emperor Palpatine orders the Death Star to fire at one of the Elder Gods, permanently eliminating him~

~Boba Fett assassinates another Elder God, permanently eliminating him as well~

~the rest, of course, are smote by God himself~

The Elder Gods stayed home, only the rampant, incurable insanity made the trip.

*Emperor Palpatine and Boba Fett are driven to lunacy, decimating civilizations while on their madness bender*

~Emperor Palpatine dies due to insanity~

~With Emperor Palpatine dead, takes control of the Empire as the next emperor~

Boba Fett: Immune to insanity. (the kind of insanity that would make you get sent to an insane asylum)

(still has dominion over pub)
(tears off Boba's head)