Throw a random object at the next poster!

*channels Bishop, absorbing the Turbolaser blasts and redirecting them as concussive blasts aimed at the next poster*

YARRRR!
(draws sword)
(sword is wussy Slim Sword with only 1 use left)
Oh for fu-
(blown away as a message appears saying "A Slim Sword Broke!")
(flies through a giant pillar,hurling rocks at the next poster)

~Admiral Piett emerges from the wreckage of his Star Destroyer~

Admiral Piett: Ugh...WTH? ~sees the rocks headed right for him~ INTENSIFY THE FORWARD- ~squishie~

~catches a rock and smashes it, blowing the dust into the next poster, causing his/her/it/pie's eyes to asplode for no real reason~

(is undead and has no real eyes)
(snaps arm off,throws pointy end at next poster)

~holds recolored Space Pirate in front of him~

~Space Pirate gets hit and spills multicolored blood everywhere~

~throws corpse at the next poster~

(raises the corpse in mid air,has him fire on next poster)

~is hit in the head, now has big burnt spot on head~

~this causes him to go into a killing spree, dismembering the next poster's spinal chord~

(snatches spinal cord back)
Gimme that!
(whacks you,reattaches it)
(throws You at next poster)
Yes,You is a friend of Mine. Mine is annoying though.

*You is stopped by Who and given a some long spiel about his friends What and I Don't Know*
*You commits seppuku, then with his last ounce of strength flings viscera at the next poster*

~places an Invid Odeon Drone from Robotech in place of himself and it gets hit with whatever the hell that is~

~Odeon fires annihilation disks at next poster~

Edit: 600th post! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ~insert more Es here~