Throw a random object at the next poster!

(looks at incoming debris)
(intercepts with Plantman)
(yeah,he's dead,Jim)
(loads Zero in cannon,fires him at next poster)

*counters with One, making the binary equivalent of 2*
*Two joins forces with Zero and, after summoning his friend Three (and Three's clone), unleashes the devastating Perrin Sequence Team Attack on the next poster*

(Hamedos the team,stopping their attack)
(gets Zero to Z-Buster next poster)

~matrix-dodges Z-buster which hits a wall causing a tear in time and space that sucks up the next poster~

*mends spacetime rip with a cosmic string*
*resulting gamma radiation saturates the next poster*

~is saturated, is all glowy~

Cooool...

~pokes next poster and vaporizes him/her/it/pie~

(my bony undead finger is vaped,then regenerated)
(drops a metric ton of homework on the next poster)
(RADIOACTIVE homework)

Yay, homework!

*pops a couple iodine pills and does homework*
*finishes homework in time to eat his vegetables, wash behind his ears, look both ways before crossing the street, not make that face because it'll get stuck like that, and say his prayers*
*God answers the prayer and rains down fiery death and destruction on the next poster*

(prays again)
(God answers,fiery death,destruction,and doom hit the next guy instead)

~throws Admiral Piett over himself in the direction of the fiery death, dhoom, and destruction~

Admiral Piett: Huh? ~spots the fiery death, dhoom, and destruction~ INTENSIFY THE FORWARD- ~obliterated~

~a Victory Star Destroyer rains Turbolaser firepower upon next poster~