I am now taking over this pub.

*Toss teleports next to the giant and the bloody pulp that is JYAP's remains*
*giant makes Toss go squish*

~teleports Slippy in place of himself, coming back home to the pub~

~the fleet shoots the crap out of the Giant as Toss ordered them to fire at the eyes and blow them up~

Protoss119- 2 Felonious Monk- 0

Pfft. Like you could hold a candle to my Greatness. That's right, capital 'G'.

*turns Toss' fleet into drunken, belligerent frat boys, who overrun the pub and dole out atomic wedgies to everyone in it of Sophomore rank or lower*

~throws shield in the way of Felonious's spell thingy~

~burns capital G with candle~

HAR! That's three. Even if you did turn my fleet into frat boys, I'd just bring in another. And another. And another. And another.

Protoss119- 3 Felonious Monk- 0

(Rain respawns on the fleet generator,rather pissed off)
(the generator asplodes)
(Toss's entire fleet of fleets defects and blows up Toss and Monk)

*shield turns into a belligerent frat boy and beats up Toss for his lunch money*
*swaps numbers*

Protoss119- 0 Felonious Monk- 3

*trying to figure out how to use the word 'fleet' causes JYAP to have a catastrophic brain aneurysm, killing him instantly*

(me trying to figure out how to use the word fleet killed Monk)

~me trying to figure out how the Frat Boys served me for eternity kills both JYAP and Monk~

Protoss119- 4 Felonious Monk- 0 JYAP- 1337

*is immune to mind and death effects*
*the internet community attacks Toss for daring to use the dark language, even in a facetious manner*
*they likewise kill the Darth Vader in Toss' sig, only they enjoy it more because he actually means it*
*JYAP... is still dead until further notice*

How DARE you!

~defects to the Empire, sends millions of Stormtroopers to kill off the internet community and he personally captures and tortures Felonious Monk~

EDIT: 500th Post!