The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

~this being said, one of the six Torpedo Spheres fires a volley of around 250 Proton Torpedoes which all hit the noob~

Note: The Death Star, as well as the 4 other Torpedo Spheres, is still under construction. A Super Star Destroyer has just been finished, one out of four of them. I get all this information from the Star Wars Roleplaying Game Imperial Handbook.

(noob activates reflector quickly)

~the split second before the noob can activate his reflector, the commander shoots it out of his hand and renders it useless~

~the proton torpedoes blast the noob to bits~

(noob makes reflex save and draws another reflector before the torps hit)

Ok,this noob is too good.
(draws Soul Eater+9)
(slices)
(noob's soul is gone)
VICTORY!...now what?

now play NWN more!

Computer still unplayable. >_<

-=VICTORY=-

~Stormtroopers throw their rifles in the air and cheer~

Meanwhile...

~two guys are just walking along when suddenly, a car drives by and two trombonists open fire on them with their almighty trombones; the two guys die~

Drive-by Tromboning.

(pursues car in the Deathmobile)
(opens fire via violin)

~trombonists think fast and attach illegal Gb devices on their trombones and start playing Bb at their pursuers~

(calls backup)
(3 undead police cars pursue firing flute notes)